Bet sheโs not seen Fakeyโs jizzy knob for a whileChrist he's missing those juicy bottoms!
I bet they don't shag once!
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They don't give a duck , so long as they don't have to look for work and can remain unemployed. Grifting begging and scrounging is what they look upon as their ' work'......
Yes Zelda shut her up with Doormattโs money. No wonder he looks haggard!
Maris has got a right old " Syd Lawrence" on him. 
He looks like a beer drinkers belly
He looks like a beer drinkers belly
I think so too.
All hell broke loose. Maybe she hit him again?
That's why Zelda and Matt rushed down. Maybe she was going to leak his homosexuality and his little twinkies and leave him.
They really donโt they love to show off and fake a lifestyle but we all know the truth the last three years the holidays have been grifted !! She has no job and sells manky trainers on vinted for ยฃ10 and your telling me they are rich enough to holiday but have to downgrade the cars and sell tit for pennyโs on vinted OK
You then have him jobless begging step dad for a car because he couldnโt keep up with the payments on the Range Rover !! Back home they donโt take the kids out they donโt have nice meals they donโt socialise they literally just go the gym and thatโs FREE !!
They blow money as soon as they get it instead of saving and then they are manic days later because they have no work โฆโฆ what a life
I bet he is telling everyone who would listen that he is a huge celeb in the UK and that he has 1M insta followers!Just look at this 'prancing' prick already walking around lowering the tone with his trashy crayola tattoos on display and a brand new syrup glued to his chicken dipper head!
What an absolute mincing bleep!
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Hahahahaaa, follow where fakeys eyeline is looking to in the reflected screen on the camera phone photo, in THIS one.......
Either that or running around the hotel with a camera in his mouth, showing off his massive horse teeth whilst thinking heโs dead funny
I wonder if theyโll reply to this comment
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I wonder if they are there for a night or 2 before a cruise, as itโs gonna be an expensive holiday otherwise.
Also noticed this comment. He must have sent her a sample in the post if she is!
Also noticed this comment. He must have sent her a sample in the post if she is!
this one was SO funny.......Look at where his eye iris is looking, on the phone screen as he takes this photo with this lovely girl........
.... who he then immediately zooms out of the picture as he presses the button again a split-second later ....
As he captures the one who he really wants
Wouldnโt be surprised if she is tbh for content he donโt get it from MarisI wonder if theyโll reply to this comment
A beer drinker's belly in Benidorm.Maris has got a right old " Syd Lawrence" on him.
He looks like a beer drinkers belly
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Are these people for real? You both work so hard??????? Love to go to Dubai??????
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