Absolutely it will be a bread roll nicked from the breakfast buffet for lunch situation and sitting on an unused jet ski like the honeymoon.
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Looks like somewhere kids would be dying to go to 
it was never about the kids though was it, selfish cunts!
it was never about the kids though was it, selfish cunts!
I hope it is Tanzania. Mr Crazy was looking at it the other day. Just imagine Fakey on Safari in a jeep, his syrup flapping in the wind. Then visiting the Serengeti and Mount Kilimanjiro doing dancing reels and poses. It would be comedy gold. 
Nah if it’s popular now, Alwaysbehindthetimes Fakey will do this one in 6 months
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Has anyone actually seen it or has it just been spoken of?Can you imagine if someone sent her THAT photo🫣
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Yes someone on here saw it
Wherever you are Fakey, don’t wank yourself and let LF take pictures! This will be her ammunition!! cannot wait for this “bucket“ list week!
I really hope it's a place where there are hardly any activities, and the kids get on their nerves 
.....he will run to the nearest gym, and leave her to it lol 
Do you think he’s told her she looks fab with her new nose? I can’t believe no one tried to talk her round and tell her not to do it, she’s really spoilt her looks. Can’t wait for the next time she shows up on tv and the reaction she’ll get. There’s no getting away from the fact she’s had a nose job.
No. The only person he ever compliments is himself. Even if it had looked good, he still wouldn’t have told her. If anything, he’s probably already taking the piss out of it. It’s strange because for such an unattractive couple, they’re both so vain and deluded about their looks. Both have ruined themselves but think they’re 10s
What’s the point in all the secrecy? They showed every minute of their honeymoon, which really should have been when their phones were switched off!
It’s pathetic. It’s 100% being done for engagement and speculation. Thing is once they do post, the flood gates will open like they always do and it will be non stop
Like anyone really gives a tit where they are on holiday
Fakey won't be able to hold himself off from posting for too much longer
Fakey won't be able to hold himself off from posting for too much longer
Yup she wants the comments of where you gone, loads been asking where we are lol. Hope she doesnt get itIt’s pathetic. It’s 100% being done for engagement and speculation. Thing is once they do post, the flood gates will open like they always do and it will be non stop
They both do. Look at the engagement he got on his post yesterday because he didn’t say where she’d booked for. Everything and I mean everything, for the pair of them, is all based with instagram in mind. Yep so when they come on and do a post, they’ll again probably get loads of likes/comments on it but then the usual will happen and they’ll over post and the engagement with drop again
Somehow she gained nearly 150 followers again yesterday 
Omgggg nothing changes with Fakey. He started his post with “I don’t care if I don’t get any likes on this”. He projects too much, we know that’s all he lives for.
So funny he gets no decent work
knowing he leaves this week why has off limits and polly not got him work lined up !!
it’s so obvious these companies don’t want to employ him I don’t even know why off limits have him on the books they never get him work
knowing he leaves this week why has off limits and polly not got him work lined up !!
it’s so obvious these companies don’t want to employ him I don’t even know why off limits have him on the books they never get him work
How much would RatBoy be paying Off Limits and Polly Parrot a month do we reckon? Neither get him any work so there's really no point!So funny he gets no decent work
knowing he leaves this week why has off limits and polly not got him work lined up !!
it’s so obvious these companies don’t want to employ him I don’t even know why off limits have him on the books they never get him work
I wonder if they've already had a row? This week is too entertaining what with Chazza in the Maldives as well!!!
It is
I went to the Atlantis in the Bahamas years ago. Not a patch on the Dubai one but he doesn’t like Dubai does he yep another holiday for the kids - Status