Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

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How shit was the X factor though I only ever watched the start of one where they had some right corkers haha! It was truly dreadful
I thought the first couple of years were worth watching but the best was the auditions! There’s loads of people far better than him and much more likeable who haven’t made it but gone back into normal jobs but still perform. I wonder if it’s Zelda and Flaps who encourage him to keep going with his quest to be famous?
 
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I wonder if they use KY Jelly or Axle Grease for up their shitters ? ...
 
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No room tour as Fakey & Danny boy holed up in a Travelodge
Hotels will been pricey this week with it being Easter holidays, which is why he'll be sharing
His arsehole will be flapping like a clowns pocket...
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I wonder if they use KY Jelly or Axle Grease for up their shitters ? ...
Swarfega.
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Filtered Fakey vs non filtered Fakey he thinks he's gorgeous doesn't he but fucking hell he absolutely isn't
I've laid out better looking cadavers when I was working....
 
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What do we think Wank-off Wendy and his corpse bride have been up to today? Cosplaying as parents whilst eye fucking themselves and gaybaiting in lonely corridors?

Came on to ask What the fuck is going on with his mad face? He’s getting the warped proportions of a Lego man who has gone mad on the filer. As much as I’m not a fan of Our Lass; she doesn’t half look unwell and I wouldn’t wish harm to her. Is the stress of living up to this pretend life finally getting to them?
 
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Weird he hasn’t done an AMA in a while, gotta get those fake questions in
 
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All the love to you @Barbie2020 You will find the strength one day my love and look back and think I wish I had done it sooner.No man is worth a life of making do as they never change .Xx
Exactly this you definitely will @Barbie2020. I have just done this..the past 6 months has been a nightmare. Splitting with my partner of many years. But I did it and I have found someone else and I am genuinely happier than I have been for many years. Life is too short...I know how hard it is but you deserve to be happy and be treated with respect. Sending you all my strength and love
 
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Thank you so much 🩷🩷

I’m so glad that you’ve found happiness after a rough few months Life is definitely way too short and we all deserve nothing but happiness (apart from fakey maybe)
 
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I hate fact that he’s walking through my hometown soiling everything that he’s touchEd and walking on the streets! It physically hurts that I know exactly where he’s going and been!
 
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I hate fact that he’s walking through my hometown soiling everything that he’s touchEd and walking on the streets! It physically hurts that I know exactly where he’s going and been!
Sanitise EVERYTHING you touch , next time when you go out xxx
 
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I agree. He will make good coin at the start but he will soon bore them pretty quickly. He doesn’t do anything exciting. There’s only so many times he can show his stank rancid ass and cock on there.
 
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Anyone watching The Valley? I’m sat thinking does Zach have a syrup like fakey?
 
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I wonder if they use KY Jelly or Axle Grease for up their shitters ? ...
Which ever is cheapest
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The funniest thing about the dunelm shitshow was him him fingerings the blue and white curtains,like he would be allowed to bring anything with colour or personality into that beige void
 
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