Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

[Joon]

There's an account called Quickenden's Arse on X which has two more photos with it. Is this Ben Haenow (or whoever he is). I have absolutely no idea who these plankton are as I absolutely hated X Factor!

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Jesus wept.

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Bet his arse isn't like a tied up balloon now ....

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Bet his arse isn't like a tied up balloon now ....

That @Joon is fing hilarious - I love that quote

 

[IamMyaJ]

Hey everyone hope you all had a good Easter

 

[bluecups]

Just had a mooch through that Quickenden's Arse twitter page. This post made me laugh, shows he's always been a grifting bleep who doesn't want to pay his way. Many a true word said in jest!

Found this amusing too. Didn't realise he'd been doing these blink-and-you-miss-them presenting spots for so long. Fakey, if you haven't progressed beyond this in EIGHT YEARS then the big presenting role you dream of aint happening. Ever. Give it up and sell pics of your hole on OnlyFans.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Bet his arse isn't like a tied up balloon now ....

He'll need a colostomy bag Joon. I bet his arse is like a bleeping wind tunnel the dirty old predator.

Read Tattle and weep Flapz, we have all the receipts. We see your "husband" for what he is.

You are a pathetic weak bleep for putting up with this. No sympathy as this is YOUR karma.

Was the mother-in-law's cheque for keeping quiet worth it?

We highly doubt it.

bleeping soulless BEARD.

 

[JazzFan]

Hey everyone hope you all had a good Easter

You too any movement on the photo?

I don’t get how nose shows how tit her skin is but also shows something the help your skin? also £44 off how bleeping much was it to start?

Agree with everyone else he hates work but loves being away, he’s so happy when he’s on his own despite what Zelda says

 

[StephenTJackson]

Just had a mooch through that Quickenden's Arse twitter page. This post made me laugh, shows he's always been a grifting bleep who doesn't want to pay his way. Many a true word said in jest!



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Found this amusing too. Didn't realise he'd been doing these blink-and-you-miss-them presenting spots for so long. Fakey, if you haven't progressed beyond this in EIGHT YEARS then the big presenting role you dream of aint happening. Ever. Give it up and sell pics of your hole on OnlyFans.
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That old Fogarty tweets shows that actually, when Jake isn't being a turning twit, he's sort of okay looking. He doesn't look totally deranged, but the full on gurning grinning he does these days just looks insane and makes him look deranged.

 

[JazzFan]

That old Fogarty tweets shows that actually, when Jake isn't being a turning twit, he's sort of okay looking. He doesn't look totally deranged, but the full on gurning grinning he does these days just looks insane and makes him look deranged.

He’s aged twenty plus years in such a short space of time, looks like tit now

 

[Turtledove58]

Here we go, she's back banging on about her skin. The only reason you haven't been wearing the mask is because you've had your beak done! Bore off spotty.

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She’s also lost a lot of weight! I bet that’s to do the wankers behaviour and having bum chum times

 

[StephenTJackson]

He’s aged twenty plus years in such a short space of time, looks like tit now

Yeah, he has aged a lot. Seeing that old pic does make me feel better about once upon a time thinking he was reasonably attractive. Because he was. He was always annoying. But he's just worse now. And looks awful now.

 

[intheindustry]

She’s an influencer that couldn’t make me wanna buy anything she advertisers..

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Back to trying to get free skincare products again then Notice how she’s deliberately cropped her hooter off
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Funny how I mentioned yesterday she’s not advertised Estrid for ages and suddenly this morning she’s tagging them on her stories now just waiting for her to do a food shop so she can tag Tescos food in again

I know someone who was told yeeeeears ago (when she had real bad face breakouts), to use your wee, on your face!!! YEP...disgusting! But her skin cleared up! Who needs creams and masks....LOL

 

[Turtledove58]

Oh just duck of you needy twit!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Oh just duck of you needy twit!

It’s a thing the whole cast are doing but he uses a picture just of him to try and up his own engagement. Charity certainly begins at home with him

 

[JazzFan]

Oh just duck of you needy twit!

Negative 17,000,000 when I see that twats face

 

[Intothedark]

What’s with that horrible earring he has?! Is it some kind of sign to other men that he’s gay but in the closet?!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So while he advertises Jet2 in a 2min insta story from digs in the UK, Chris Hughes and Little Chris have been taken to Rome by way of advertising them
I wonder if F&F are going with Jet2 when they go away in a couple of weeks? and if it will be a week long paid ad

 

[JazzFan]

She’s an influencer that couldn’t make me wanna buy anything she advertisers..

She’s not authentic with anything she try’s to sell

 

[MissMona]

It’s a thing the whole cast are doing but he uses a picture just of him to try and up his own engagement. Charity certainly begins at home with him

I see Danny gay boy has the same style of short trousers

 

[intheindustry]

She’s not authentic with anything she try’s to sell

We know she would flog anything and everything and even if it was something genuine her tone when flogging just doesn’t wash. She’s a rubbish actor.