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As I mentioned earlier, somebody commented about seeing him at the hospital they were in. Now we know she’s had her snout done, I think she had it done somewhere near where the tour was that week, hence him visiting the hospital on more than one occasion. For him to not be filming himself at the hospital (barring the screeching in the corridor) he wasn’t there for himself. Zelda had Leo for the week and brought him home when Fakey came back on the Sunday for his break and stayed cos he’s incapable of single parenting.
I think that comment was someone taking the piss to be honest. Probably someone off here, or him himself on the wind up. My bet is he's been filming somewhere for masterchef and was just looking to get noticed by someone from the BBC probably.
 
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Yes, I think so too. Just shows the bleep's mentality though singing in a hospital corridor. I hope the prick has caught some viral infection up from the floor as I cannot think of anybody that could ever do this but him.

Utter prick.
🐔My favourite Jack lol 😆 😂 🤣
 
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I think that comment was someone taking the piss to be honest. Probably someone off here, or him himself on the wind up. My bet is he's been filming somewhere for masterchef and was just looking to get noticed by someone from the BBC probably.
I'm somewhat veering to a hospital. The lift foors and the alco-gel dispenser, the feeling sorry for himself, the sad fishing.

He's been found out I think and been given an ultimatum. Zelda and Matt rushed down as "my Jacob" was in a hissy fit, Flapz went mad and threatened to out him and used Gail as a weapon maybe? 🧐

Threatened to tell all to the Daily Mail:

"My living hell with the Scunthorpe Schofe".
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He’s done another interview littered with half truths as usual. When was the last time he was on Lorraine or LW other than as a prerecorded competition segment? 🤥
Muddy bleeping stillotoes wtf.

The only muddy stilletoes that bleep will have is if someone stabs a heel up his shitter.

Scunthorpe Schofe.
 
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If it were her mental health, then I doubt she would be alone with Leo now, SS would likely be involved, I think it’s him crying wolf after kissgate. Mummy had to step in to help him look after Leo & stroke his ego, whilst she walked away and maybe 🤔 had a nose job? Something has been a miss for a while and still no ring 💍 She has nothing with him apart from stress & left to single parent. I imagine she wouldn’t mind if covered the bills ect, but they can’t and she is selling tat on Vinted, fb marketplace had to remove Leo from his nursery & run to Daddy to bail her out. It will definitely be interesting to see the dynamic when he returns home to family life.
He’s probably bribed her to stay with a nose job as much as he likes to portray father of the year he can’t handle Spud on his own. It’s not even like he can use him for content as nobody is interested.
 
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Probably 'love bombing' her. Paid for a new nose and hopes and dreams blah blah blah but just look at him. He is a desperate non-entity who thinks he's famous but will never be that.

I feel Flapz's family hate him. They've obviously seen it. 💯
 
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I was wondering if he came clean about “photogate” and she’s took an overdose/harmed herself & that’s why he was hanging about hospital corridors and why Zelda & Matt were there. Wouldn’t be surprised if he used his adhd “diagnosis” as a get out, saying he acted on impulse kissing some guy but it meant nothing. He’s a bleep of the highest order! Strange that she didn’t comment on the “diagnosis” reel🤔 Something is defo off atm💯
I’ve just found this thread… what is photo are you referring to please?
 
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Upcoming event does she mean opening of an envelope as that’s all fakey is good for 😂😂 should I say which is easier to change into the back of a car and then walk to the event in 😂😂😂
 
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Upcoming event does she mean opening of an envelope as that’s all fakey is good for 😂😂 should I say which is easier to change into the back of a car and then walk to the event in 😂😂😂
Maybe Polly has been dropped as his plus one for the Sarcoma glitter ball and he’s actually taking his wife this year instead 😂
All those outfits look awful on her.
 
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Right if she’s had her honker done it was a total waste because it looks no different 😅
Chemical peel maybe?
 
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I’m convinced she does this deliberately now to troll us 😂
Didn’t she always used to do it in the old bedroom with the mirror sliding door wardrobes? I think fakey used to always comment on them being open, I think she’s just lazy
 
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