You absolutely kill meJesus Christ. Him and AngryPlumber should get together and start a contest called "Who's the Rapiest Looking Bastard on Scottish TikTok?"
Hazel should be crying tears of bleeping relief that that thing didn't crawl up the road for their date.
Angry Plumber does my head in. His last rant I had the misfortune to watch was against teaching Relationships, Sexual Health and Parenthood as part of the Health & Wellbeing curriculum. By the looks of Scottish TikTok and the shameful example these so called ‘parents’ are living, it’s desperately bleeping needed