Jade Billington (and Matt)

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Oh god yeah, the couple talk was so cringe. How they didn’t think it was possible for them to get any closer but they have you’re a married couple, stop acting like you’re 15!!!

The singing bores me. She constantly says she’s shy and not as good as she used to be, which is classic compliment fishing
 
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I only watched it a few hours ago and can't remember much

I hate the singing... Is it just me or is she not that good? It's obviously been auto tuned too but even still, I don't know it its just because she annoyed me but the cats outside fighting right now sound better?
 
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I reaaaaally can’t stand it when Matt makes an innuendo or sexual comment and she acts repulsed and goes EWWWWW GROSSSS like you’re in your late twenties?! She’s such a prude.
 
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They are the most boring couple on earth! I’ve never met a grown man so excited about Disney in my life! He’s odd
 
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I reaaaaally can’t stand it when Matt makes an innuendo or sexual comment and she acts repulsed and goes EWWWWW GROSSSS like you’re in your late twenties?! She’s such a prude.

Hahaha, she needs to grow the fuck up. Nobody is saying she needs to be sexual on videos but to act like a child and he's a boy with cooties when she's what? 30? Is pathetic!
 
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Hahaha, she needs to grow the fuck up. Nobody is saying she needs to be sexual on videos but to act like a child and he's a boy with cooties when she's what? 30? Is pathetic!
She must view her audience as child/teen based or something! Or the whole Disney thing seemingly allows her to act like she’s 5
 
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She must view her audience as child/teen based or something! Or the whole Disney thing seemingly allows her to act like she’s 5
It's just bloody weird. You're a grown woman, act it.

Or they don't actually have sex which, honestly, seems likely when she puts on the baby act. I wouldn't want to have sex with someone acting/talking like a baby!
 
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Married, in their late 20’s early 30’s.
With a house, both in employment.

look like adults, despite the questionable vlog act they appear to be adults....

Giggling like school girls (plural) if anyone says the word sex or got forbid,
boobs.
 
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When they got married, I imagine the vicar said “you may now kiss the bride” and Jade went “ewwwww gross!”
 
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When they got married, I imagine the vicar said “you may now kiss the bride” and Jade went “ewwwww gross!”
it’s so bizarre, I don’t know why these Disney idiots need to act like regressed adults.
 
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it’s so bizarre, I don’t know why these Disney idiots need to act like regressed adults.
Exactly! My husband and I are late 20s, I LOVE Disney and he enjoys it too, but we act like the adults we are. We don't talk like babies, we don't have childish Disney stuff all ove, we don't act like fucking 5 year old when we see anything Disney and giggle at sex etc. Lucy Wood is great at being a Disney fan and also acting like the adult she is. I don't understand why alot of the Disney lot are as you said regressed adults. It's not cute. It's not funny. I know alot will have a younger audience but you can still be an adult and appeal to them. It's so bizarre!
 
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everything about her is a character,
she’s a young woman trying to juggle working, a household, a marriage, speculations about having kids a husband who’s a PT so can add content of that variety, she even has a content puppy...she could training a content puppy online

she could have a pretty successful channel with so much going on in her life, but she’s pushed herself as a Disney vlogger, a Disney PG friendly channel with fuck all else going on.

she admits that she curses lots at home, so everything about her vlogs down to the squeaky voice is an act.
So much effort to go to and for what.

I know I’d rather get followers from being myself than playing a part, maybe that’s why she hardly ever uploads.

half way through vlogging and she’s says “fuck this” and pulls out a fag and a beer so she then has to scrap the whole vlog
 
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I was watching her first Florida trip and it was so REAL. They even said they prefer universal and they wouldn't want to stay in Disney cause they think it would be too much. So whats happened? - She's realised she can gain more money and followers through pushing herself as this "disney" vlogger. Hell, shes even tied Disney into the BLM movement

The contrast between her first Florida trip to her newest is quite a change. I much preferred the first and transparent trip
 
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“Matt and I are going to start a joint journal in the evening....”
who are they trying to kid when they’re talking about how perfect their relationship is.


don’t know why people question his sexuality, no idea why.
none.

jesus her singing is so cringe.
 
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To say she "never alters her pictures" her legs and backside sure look a little odd here....hmmm

 
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To say she "never alters her pictures" her legs and backside sure look a little odd here....hmmm

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She’s very orange a bit of a mismatch between her legs and face... I know it’s normal for influencers but I’d find it well cringey having multiple ‘candid’ photoshoots in my house Matt must be used to it!
 
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It's embarrassing.

And she definitely alters her Photos AND NO JADE THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE IS CALLING YOU FAT.
 
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is she still a ‘videomaker’ or has she retired?
When was the last time she posted? I wonder if she’s still working through the pandemic at her office job or whatever? It’s a shame as I did used to like her videos but I just CANNOT deal with the dual baby act (Matt is just as bad) it drives me insane!
 
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