Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She’s now copying the internet out.
SEND OUT YOUR bleeping POSTCARDS!!

 

[Fitnessqueen]

It’s.................the chicken liver recipe

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She’s now copying the internet out.
SEND OUT YOUR bleeping POSTCARDS!!

What in the name of almighty feck...

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ooo!!! We are fast approaching our centerery thread. Our....sentientenery thread. Or something.

This has been the best one though, hasn’t it

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She’s now copying the internet out.
SEND OUT YOUR bleeping POSTCARDS!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s now copying the internet out.
SEND OUT YOUR bleeping POSTCARDS!!

For her fridge? Is the giant Smeg sentient too?

 

[Froggies]

Jack Monroe #100: Her Mediterranean arse makes more sense than her ouchy mouth

 

[kachoochoo]

What if we go ultra minimalist:

Jack monroe #100 She's lying

I honestly thought that "she's lying" had been used before, that's why I put the "still" in it. having skimmed all the previous thread titles, it hasn't.

having said that, I still think "the Jimmy Nail Experience" was an absolute gift!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

She’s now copying the internet out.
SEND OUT YOUR bleeping POSTCARDS!!

What is the point of that?

 

[Montrachet]

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Ooooo do I detect a little snippiness here? Touched a nerve did she Jack?

Classic!! Little Zoe Egocentricity trying to stay onside with a journalist - not realising that they appear to have been recruited by the dark side on Twitter.


As for #100, I wonder if we could call on her expertise tomorrow. An AMA on Bonfire Night could make up for the incessant LockdownLarder screenshots.

Credit @Alansbigplate : 04/10/2020

 

[Switchstreetz]

I honestly thought that "she's lying" had been used before, that's why I put the "still" in it. having skimmed all the previous thread titles, it hasn't.

having said that, I still think "the Jimmy Nail Experience" was an absolute gift!

There's always like 12+ amazing title ideas for each thread, we are truly blessed by the wit of the fraus (im honestly surprised too that wor jimmy hasn't been immortalised in a thread title yet!)

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's utterly, utterly addicted to Twitter. She can't stop. Endlessly Tweeting hoping something will stick and collecting donations along the way.

 

[Silver Linings]

It’s her english homework, guys. She’s just a wee bairn. Give her a break.

Miss said they can’t use computers.

 

[Veronicaaa]

You what, pal? Fridge is gonna be confused!

 

[Silver Linings]

Jack you are not a journalist. Stop! Thanks so matt much for telling us what ‘outside’ meant.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It’s her english homework, guys. She’s just a wee bairn. Give her a break. View attachment 299969
Miss said they can’t use computers.

Thank Christ she clarified that I wouldn’t of slept tonight wondering what she meant .

 

[Alansbigplate]

Thread title Jack Monroe #100 - we have talked 100 threads & we will talk 100 more

 

[Switchstreetz]

Im already hyped for JM #333

 

[Veronicaaa]

Thread title Jack Monroe #100 - we have talked 100 threads & we will talk 100 more

I got 99 threads but the b*tch ain't done.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm hoping for another poll with the next thread