Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations

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Someone get to Bletchley and put that nonsense through the Enigma Machine.
We could probably find the Recipe Cards..
 
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334 and don’t forget those incygrunking who have yet to arrive in real time.

can we start a hashtag trend on twitter? Postal problems Southend?
Another 30 added and the grunka express has a few passengers in the 80’s and 90’s so the cabal is growing
 
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yea, one has to wonder how many of these simpletons ask expecting maverick creativity only to go away feeling embarrassed after being given an obvious suggestion...
 
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When my daughter was 5 she broke her leg, the next morning the doctor came into the ward, gave gave her some crutches (surprisingly 5 year olds don't have the upper arm strength to use crutches), told me it was going to be a really difficult summer then left me to figure out how i was going to carry my 5 year old to the bus stop. Where is this magical hospital where doctors have the time to sit down and take the time to explain and be apologetic and firm about a potential tomato allergy?
 
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I am hooting at the deliberate inclusion of Redcar. Have yer seen it??? (vague Fast Show reference)
 
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It's a private hospital.
 
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would it not be better for her to come up with one idea and link to a recipe on her website? Of course that would actually make sense which not something jack makes a habit of doing
Blurst, don’t be coming here with your logical ideas and common sense. No place for it in Jacksville my friend
 
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I feel like most of her patreons are people signing up just to support her who’ve fallen for the povo narrative so they’re not that arsed about getting what they should be getting cos ‘Jack’s just doin ‘er best’
Exactly. That’s why she gets away with it. And she bloody well knows it.

The poor mugs Patreons daren’t chase up their goods, because clearly they follow her social media closely, and they know she’ll be wailing and gnashing her teeth about “admin” and ADHD and collapsing on the floor and her paltry (fictitious) food budget. Who would cancel their money when the poor love needs it? She works so hard and her life is such struggle

I wouldn’t mind so much if these Patreons were all affluent and had money to waste, but I suspect a lot of them are vulnerable and can’t afford it.

You’re a con artist, Jack.
 
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maybe she could use this regular correspondent squiggle's (a fan btw) suggestion in future...



this is in response to the chestnut fudge thing. which will be going on the list.
 
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Ah, to be fair she regularly forgets about her unstoppable loathing for coriander (including in one of her Qs today).

She's incapable of keeping track of her own lies.
 
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I see she's blaming her Mediterranean arse, but my £1 [sausages] were going to go on some lies about the cat and then to talk about how Maine Coon he is[n't].
 
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