Re the shed: it would be hard to top the This Morning “lingreenie” segment for entertainment value.That was Jack Monroe's Leftover Larder. Sadly, we are unlikely to enjoy the dubious delights of watching Jack failing to make a curry live again soon.
According to a Source of Mine, that most recent post about bullying and lost items is locked to lowest tier patrons so they can't actually see it without paying more money. And almost all the previous comments are people saying they haven't received anything from her at all. Not a single commenter has mentioned receiving postcards or recipes or anything. Further to that, the discounts she promises for the lowest tier pledge apparently don't exist.
They sure do, Five USA shows a lot of Law and Order and I’m sure CSI too.Why is 'forensic' (and varients) one of her new fave words? Do they still show repeats of CSI and Law and Order during the day? She seems to pick up words from here a lot, but it's not something we've used, so must be off the telly
In other words, posh food writer Xanthe Clay invited Jack round and gave her sardines on toast.She loves rillettes as she first had them at Xanthe Clay’s house
I hate the way she has humble bragged about it as if all women should be silent whilst giving birth. I really wonder what I would say to her if I ever saw her face to face. There's so much to say.Amazed she birthed silently tbf usually she can’t shut the fuck up about herself.
This is why you have no friends and only imaginary whatsapp group chats, Jack
If I ever saw her face to face, I'd throw holy water on her and run awayI hate the way she has humble bragged about it as if all women should be silent whilst giving birth. I really wonder what I would say to her if I ever saw her face to face. There's so much to say.
I can imagine all of that happening in silent, spacey, slow-mo with Ride of the Valkyries playing in the backgroundWhen she ripped the radiator off the wall during labour, was this too done silently?? Probably in slowmo with a violin soundtrack, whilst the medical staff clapped.
Fucknugget
If I ever saw her face to face, I'd throw holy water on her and run away
[Yes] absolutely - her triple brag of silent labour, 30 hours, and being apparently sassy enough to demand to see the intricacies of major abdominal surgery don’t add up. Who cares if you make a noise giving birth? It’s not even a brag, it just makes you sound like your priorities are in the wrong order. Don’t Scientologists insist their women are silent in labour?Oh man, I checked in on her at the night feed at 1am and felt surprised she wasn't spaffing her inane election thoughts all over the place. I put it down to the lack of Redcar but turns out I was just too early.
Also, my drug-free labour is still painfully fresh in my mind. Painfully. If she was silent for 30 hours, she was in extremely slow labour because that whole situation hurts like a motherfucker. (No pride or judgement in my drug-free scenario there - I believed the natural birth bullshit. Never again.)
It’s not Eddie, is it?It’s not even worth typing the various reasons it clearly didn’t happen, but it doesn’t. We needed the blue curtain raising as husb is so tall and they couldn’t as it’s major fucking surgery they’ve got other shit to be getting on with. You sign consent forms ahead of time as with any surgery, I had to sign amendments half an hour ahead of mine for additional medical bits cos of a pre existing health condition, and they made it clear that they cannot ask you to deviate from the signed plan at any point when you’re on the bed as you can’t give informed consent. This includes the curtain and your broader birth plan. Yet again, she’s lying.
Competitive birthing ESPECIALLY at a time when pregnant & birthing women are so hugely vulnerable is abhorrent behaviour, Jack you are a clapped nitty looking fool shut the fuck up.
Xanthe Clay lives in Bristol. I doubt she went on her own.In other words, posh food writer Xanthe Clay invited Jack round and gave her sardines on toast.
Sometimes the blue curtain is lowered at the time of delivery but not during the actual operation. The patient wouldn't actually be able to see anything anyway. They are lying on their back, slightly tilted to the left and have a huge baby bump in front of them so it's impossible to see what's going on. Why am I even typing this, it didn't happen.It’s not even worth typing the various reasons it clearly didn’t happen, but it doesn’t. We needed the blue curtain raising as husb is so tall and they couldn’t as it’s major fucking surgery they’ve got other shit to be getting on with. You sign consent forms ahead of time as with any surgery, I had to sign amendments half an hour ahead of mine for additional medical bits cos of a pre existing health condition, and they made it clear that they cannot ask you to deviate from the signed plan at any point when you’re on the bed as you can’t give informed consent. This includes the curtain and your broader birth plan. Yet again, she’s lying.
Competitive birthing ESPECIALLY at a time when pregnant & birthing women are so hugely vulnerable is abhorrent behaviour, Jack you are a clapped nitty looking fool shut the fuck up.
Does anyone get through 30 hours with any energy to sass their way through the finale? I got 7 hours in and let the midwife know if she could just make it stop for a couple of hours, I would have a little nap and return to it with renewed enthusiasm[Yes] absolutely - her triple brag of silent labour, 30 hours, and being apparently sassy enough to demand to see the intricacies of major abdominal surgery don’t add up. Who cares if you make a noise giving birth? It’s not even a brag, it just makes you sound like your priorities are in the wrong order. Don’t Scientologists insist their women are silent in labour?
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