Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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Her insistence that her youthful complexion is down to anything other than Facetune, drives me insane. I actually dislike her for it, as it's symptomatic of everything she stands for: lie after lie after lie.
Couldn't agree with this more. It's so disingenuous and just plain weird, to kid yourself in such a way and to treat so-called fans with such contempt, it really typifies the pathological nature of her dishonesty.
 
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Also, a few minutes ag, Mr F saw I was on Tattle again, and is asking what she’s up to now and feels like he’s been sucked into it all.:D

He also thankfully reminded me I still have a copy of Tin Can Cook, & perhaps I should be stamping on it. :ROFLMAO:
 
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daddy puts on medals for the queens speech?! what a bunch of Tories

eta Tesco finest cookies certainly don't come from a £20 asda shop

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Don't forget 'and trying to start a fight by capitalising upon other people's self control and attacking a sibling who won't lay you flat out, even though he could without a single hair moving out of place'.
 
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that is NOT you, that is some photoshopped/face tuned cgi filtered to oblivion facsimile.
please note, milk in milk bottle, as delivered by milkman, thus not included in poverty (pretend) shop
I was just about to say that. All of it! bleeping angry I am again. Poverty pretense play.
She looks a bit as if she could be a model for the old Kinder chocolate (the one with the boy).
 
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Why didn't she go that year she was "poor" ? 🤔
She was so poor she had to sell her only pair of traazers and couldn’t go outside, à la Karl Marx

(Not sure if that Marx anecdote is true, but it makes me hoot anyway)
eta though that’s pretty sad thinking about it...
 
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daddy puts on medals for the queens speech?! what a bunch of Tories

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Sorry but this is the most fash thing I’ve ever heard. The mega-socialist dad and daughter wearing the medals he got for killing civilians watching some old bird in a gold hat on a gold chair telling the country that she needs heating allowance for her palace? Lol what is the matter with the people who follow her like she’s the new Lenin? She’s the ultimate centrist, monarchist, military-apologist sap, and that’s why her life’s work has propped up the idea that povvos should eat miserable, smart price slop because it serves them right for being poor.

Embarrassing.
 
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For duck’s sake. The rates are now the highest they are going to be (hopefully) and she and her family are still happy to mix indoors together. They live within walking distance of each other and there is no way the government are going to ban household mixing on Christmas Day (though they will likely limit numbers). I’m not saying it’s right that they’re happy to ban mixing on Eid, Diwali, Hanukkah etc but not on Christmas but there’s no way they won’t come to some form of compromise.

It goes without saying that I wish her mum all the best and I hope she gets a lot better but I presume if she’s happy to take the risk now she’ll be happy to take the risk on Christmas Day when the risk is actually bound to be lower following the lockdown.

The people who are actually going to struggle are the people who are homeless at Christmas & the people who have no jobs at Christmas due to the pandemic, who can’t put food on the table, whose kids can’t have a visit from Father Christmas. The people who are alone as they’re shielding. The bereaved. The elderly. The people whose family are too far away (including refugees).

A Christmas alone doesn’t have to be desolate & I think as a society we’re going to need to do everything to wrap our arms (virtually) around people who are alone or in need. To make it the best it can possibly be. And that doesn’t involve scaring people on the internet by trying to second guess what it’ll look like whilst having a personal pity party (when you have a glass that’s very much half full). 2020 is tit enough without her self-pity.

Though maybe if there’s a numbers limit she’s worried she won’t make the cut because she whines to much and insists people it slop?
 
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