Yes Jack, let's not take trips to the 'burgh, or twice in one day to Asda while you've got covid symptoms. Also weird to have your very ill mum round. Covid isn't just gonna become a threat on Thursday when the rules tighten again is it 
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After I gave birth (not nice, all in all), my placenta wasn’t thoroughly checked and a few days later I got seriously ill and passed that last bit of placenta tissue.
that picture of the scoby is giving me flashbacks.
that picture of the scoby is giving me flashbacks.
We are living in gratedhog day
Yes absolutely x
It was a 50p sized hole (down to the nerve no less) in her lip last time due to SEVERE lip chewing due to SEVERE anxiety I believe.
your previous butter urchin pic keeps popping into my head. ta for a new one!
there was a pic she shared a while ago, showing them all merrily bubbling away on the counter
I don’t think he’s doing it right. For some reason he’s recommending solids. I give his efforts 4 rinsed beans out of 2 sideboards.THAT MAN is all up in her niche!
daddy puts on medals for the queens speech?! what a bunch of Tories
eta Tesco finest cookies certainly don't come from a £20 asda shop
eta Tesco finest cookies certainly don't come from a £20 asda shop
Erm that would be you! Scampering up to Edinburgh on the sleeper etc etc
iTs PoRtRaIt MoDeWhat the frig’s going on with her chin???
Why didn't she go that year she was "poor" ? 
She’s shaving down her jaw to make herself look thinner and more angular.What the frig’s going on with her chin???
She's unhinged. Lest we forget this is the very same woman who, under the guise of a different twitter account (mink-whatever),went to the supermarket the day after complaining of severe symptoms. Either she was lying about the symptoms using covid for attention, or she's a raging hypocrite using covid for attention.
That's odd. I think my only phone is the same as her second phone (FANCY) and in portrait mode you get a really crisp image. Not a blurry double chin. That's the kind of thing you get when you badly Photoshop.
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I ONLY HAVE EYEBALLS
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I ONLY HAVE EYEBALLS
OMG that is bonkers
medals on.... farkinell alright uncle Albert Also origins story: Christmas was sad, alone, no lightbulbs, freezing with her poor baby. She has contradicted herself on the ghosts of Christmas past previously, by saying she took her son round her mum’s for Christmas but.... all depends on the version, obvs
Her insistence that her youthful complexion is down to anything other than Facetune, drives me insane. I actually dislike her for it, as it's symptomatic of everything she stands for: lie after lie after lie.
She couldn’t just bask in the afterglow of lockdown larder, could she? She thrives on pity. I hope it goes without saying I wish her Mum all the best but why bring it up? You had a nice day, put your phone down and re-read the constant bum licking for attention, don’t put your family business out in the world.
You sound surprised
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