I'm going to ask my gorgeous Italian friend what he thinks about that tomorrow when I see him at workSomewhere in Italy a perfectly sweet Vespa just died.
I thought you were an absolute abominable mess, always doing a mad chaos, who can't even follow a list of "adulting"?! Now you have a weird methodical head? What is weird about being methodical btw?!
With a cows milk ‘tache or a milked pistachio?'Exactly!'
Hah. Last year my teen and I were in a Sky Super 6 football league. There was a cup game week and Accrington Stanley were one of the teams. I said 'So, it's so-and-so versus Accrington Stanley', my daughter (who's never seen a milk marketing board ad in her life' said 'ACCRINGTON STANLEY?! Who are they?' and I got to say 'EXACTLY' before collapsing on the floor hooting/clawing etc in amusement. I think she thought I'd gone temporarily insane.recently I proclaimed ‘WHO ARE DEY?!.... exactly’ at MrGroovy who is Scottish, to a very blank face.
Apparently that milk marketing board ad wasn’t shown North of the border.
My flabber was ghasted.
No, no no, no, no please don't put chestnut puree in a bologonaise or any of the other rank things that she suggested.
Bloody ouchy mouth BS again. Can hear a tip jar & rattling & a sympathy sponge awaitingView attachment 297122
1) no you didn't bite through your lip.
2) how do you eat your grapes that you bite (through) your bottom lip with a bottom tooth?
The way she keeps replying "good lighting, moisturiser and portrait mode" is the absolute height of cringe. It's that usual Jack tactic of not directly saying it's been modified, but not completely ruling it out so she can say she never denied it when called out. The thing is, portrait mode is renowned for giving a bloody awful pic because it gives a high definition look at every single pore and hair on your face. She has a filter on that's cancelling out every line on her face and it's devastatingly obvious. Jack, this is so embarrassing!
We have to get our comedy kicks somehow, despite our shitey unappreciative audiences.Hah. Last year my teen and I were in a Sky Super 6 football league. There was a cup game week and Accrington Stanley were one of the teams. I said 'So, it's so-and-so versus Accrington Stanley', my daughter (who's never seen a milk marketing board ad in her life' said 'ACCRINGTON STANLEY?! Who are they?' and I got to say 'EXACTLY' before collapsing on the floor hooting/clawing etc in amusement. I think she thought I'd gone temporarily insane.
They were in the delivery along with cat food, rabbit food, teeny tiny veg and all the other too numerous to mention items which have cropped up.WHERE ARE THE GRAPES IN THE SHOP?
"Undeclared stealth shop" has finished me. I bleeping love this place.She must have done an undeclared stealth shop at the never before mentioned local greengrocer.![]()
Hah. Last year my teen and I were in a Sky Super 6 football league. There was a cup game week and Accrington Stanley were one of the teams. I said 'So, it's so-and-so versus Accrington Stanley', my daughter (who's never seen a milk marketing board ad in her life' said 'ACCRINGTON STANLEY?! Who are they?' and I got to say 'EXACTLY' before collapsing on the floor hooting/clawing etc in amusement. I think she thought I'd gone temporarily insane.
"Until it sings" What the blistering duck does that even mean???'Pop it in the microwave until it sings'
Much methodical. So forensic.