@Alansbigplate Alan could you photoshop this onto a Cotswold sideboard please? Thankyou. #puckinghell
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@Alansbigplate Alan could you photoshop this onto a Cotswold sideboard please? Thankyou. #puckinghell
Warty finger. 
no I can try to do a terrible Snapchat plonk job but I’m not the photoshop wiz also that’s terrifying!She...but she was bubbling with SB’s dad
I'm watching an ancient (it's about as old as I am) police show called the gentle touch on talking pictures TV and an arty type girl just mentioned William Morris curtains! I was like all 
to my partner!
to my partner!
Jack Monroe and the mystery of the vanishing crow's feet. She wasn't lying about the snaggle tooth at least. Do we have a list of things about Jack that actually turned out to be true because I think this is our first hit
If she had a load of teeth pulled as a kid, why do they still look like the East End during the Blitz?
Right, that shot is just begging for some sort of filthily inappropriate photoshopping. Fight it, people. It’s what she wants you to do!
She’s not really though, is she? The government are defining young children as 4 & under, requiring 24/7 care. She co parents a pre teen...
Is that a filter or are her hands genuinely that filthy?
He must be sick as a chip of you tonight likeI'm watching an ancient (it's about as old as I am) police show called the gentle touch on talking pictures TV and an arty type girl just mentioned William Morris curtains! I was like all
”...had six pulled out at the same time..” FFS. What is she, a bleeping great white shark?
This is what portrait mode does Jack.
It doesn't: whiten teeth, whiten eyes, make arms thinner, make eyes bigger, straighten teeth, enlarge lips, smooth the skin etc etc....
Take portraits with your iPhone camera
Use Portrait mode to take photos with a depth-of-field effect and studio lighting in the Camera app on your iPhone.
support.apple.com
It doesn't: whiten teeth, whiten eyes, make arms thinner, make eyes bigger, straighten teeth, enlarge lips, smooth the skin etc etc....
Ah! Gill Gascoigne one of my first crushes!I'm watching an ancient (it's about as old as I am) police show called the gentle touch on talking pictures TV and an arty type girl just mentioned William Morris curtains! I was like all
Yes, but you have to remember that he was a (severely) young baby
whew, at least she didn’t dig them out of a puddy muddle.
Come on, Alan. That was her bubble THEN, this is her bubble NOW.
We need a new thread who volunteers as tribute?
It’s not ok to make people believe you’re in poverty when you’re are clearly not. It’s not ok to keep begging for cash when you’ve got Patreons getting sweet FA from the promises they’re subscribed to. It’s not ok to make your child eat poor quality/poor welfare meat whilst you’re having Ocado deliveries. It’s not ok to bleat about bills yet had a massive sum from Hellman’s plus be able to keep a bleeping FLOWER SUBSCRIPTION!
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