I put bigger things than that in my mouth without biting my lips
Is it most pointless thing everBloody hell, Xmas is going to be joyless enough without adding Jack’s miserable recipes into the mix. Christmas slop, anyone?
Totally wrong. You can bubble and kids can move between parents, think of it as a Venn Jack, with you in the middle (you obvs read here).View attachment 297482
I’m in a similar situation, and this is wrong. Shocker.
She doesn’t work. She can go shopping to the Broadway any weekdayI did wonder how she'd manage them on a Sunday..
“Famously left wing”
Ah I didn't mean her. I meant the mummy blogger types. There's a certain style of influencer that goes in for all that and I feel a bit mean lumping them all together as I think it's all a bit of an act and they're probably totally different behind the scenes.I don't think you should feel 'mean about reducing her to a stereotype' because she does it to people like me every single day she 'blames' one of her utter fuck ups on Autism or ADHD.
The fact that she understands about 'acting' a certain way to attract followers, patreons, blue ticks etc fucking insults me.
When I get the chance to leave the house I have to put on an 'Act' to make me acceptable to every single person I come into contact with because my Autism makes me 'weird' to other people.
I know this.
I understand this now.
I can even joke about it with Mrs TUIT when she says things like, "Try not to be TOO you in here, Ok?"
I understand what she means.
I'm not making myself very clear. But she does people like me harm.
When you start ‘scampering’, that’s when you have to worry...Does anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it
I accidentally just said to my partner, "I can fit into the kids' shoes from asda."Does anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it
‘I loathe this government at the best of times’. They’re a fucking shower of shit, love. They’re so bad they make people remember May (an evil robot) fondly. Yet, as with the £20 food shops, you’re playing into their hands. They want us to blame each other for ‘not following the rules’ because then you’re not paying attention to their shower of incompetence and the blood on their hands.
On a grunk, but just had to pop into the future to say the Owen Jones is strong in this edit job.
Apologies. I have misread your intent in the post.Ah I didn't mean her. I meant the mummy blogger types. There's a certain style of influencer that goes in for all that and I feel a bit mean lumping them all together as I think it's all a bit of an act and they're probably totally different behind the scenes.
I actually don't think Jack can be reduced to a stereotype, like...there's no one quite like Jack. Other narcissists, sure, but who else is both narcissistic and a purveyor of not so fine slop?
I'm so sorry her behaviour hurts you, she's such an awful bloody woman. The fact she blames shitty behaviour on things like autism/ADHD when actually it's just...shitty behaviour...and nothing to do with autism/ADHD is a real dick move. It perpetuates false stereotypes and it's not fair. I mentioned in another post though, I honestly don't think she gives two flying fucks about other people. She does what suits her, and screw the rest. Hopefully more people will see through her blame games than we all realise right now
Hope you're alright.
in a cook My mum has from growing up there is a recipe for hot water pastry with lard. It actually worked with sweet and savoury. I know crumble is different but I am curious now!My father in law who's 95 was a bit experimental with his cooking after my mil died and he made a crumble with lard, he then tried to give it to our vegetarian daughter, needles to say she refused it as did the rest of us.
Let's put it this way, he never never repeated the experiment
You know when I never think about Jack?Does anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it
Turning into Jack dear heart, you’ll be telling people unwarranted about your height nextI accidentally just said to my partner, "I can fit into the kids' shoes from asda."
we don't go to asda. ever. we go to morrisons. I am so invested in this bird's (in traazers) life, that "asda" is becoming default for "supermarket."
God I feel this so much......I can't wait until she disappears honestlyDoes anyone else feel like Jack infiltrates their lives a bit too much? In just one hour I’ve thought about her:
-While chopping garlic... it was a FAT clove
-While texting friends about Mom’s marmite pasta (JM’s recipe was the one that alerted me to the fact she doesn’t know what she’s on about, biggest food faff of my life)
-Said friends saying marmite in pasta is an abomination, use PULPED ANCHOVIES instead
- Looking at my dining table wondering if I would have much headroom if I stood on it
Just WTF with that combination? Why would you put that together, think it was a good idea, and plan to feed it to your family?So that's extra hot chilli, coconut milk, half a loaf of bread, balsamic and sugar. Sounds delicious. Pray for Jack's 'fam'.
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