Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff

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I’m in thread early 41ish and she used to be training to dispense in a pharmacy. Have any of you done a job timeline at all?
So far I’ve got
Trainee dispenser
Journalist (short lived)
Call handler for Fire Service
Sex work
 
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Back on topic.... Why on earth would a pressure cooker be a fire risk? Daft bint.
So she’s needlessly worried about pressure cookers as a fire risk but was quite happy to use a camp stove in the shed and advise people on national TV to cook garlic bulbs in the microwave.
She is just full of absolute bullshit.
 
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I’m in thread early 41ish and she used to be training to dispense in a pharmacy. Have any of you done a job timeline at all?
So far I’ve got
Trainee dispenser
Journalist (short lived)
Call handler for Fire Service
Sex work
Yes. There's currently 17,369 jobs on it.
 
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Have been catching up so a bit behind but going back to the Beet Wellington, have recently been marathoning (sounds sportier than binge watching) Masterchef Australia.

This is after an episode from June 2016


Jack you haven't invented anything, as an aside I love Ben Pobjie's snarky reviews, mean but based on truth
 
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Well if she leaves it on as long as the chicken stock, then yes probably, boil dry and Bosch!
 
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Mom replied..



And confirmation it wasn't a self-timed pic. And I don't think it was SB as before she's said when it was him.

 
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Hope the green guys get double time for Sunday’s they work so hard.

also as well as the eye roll reaction can we have a twat button?
 
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She's being deliberately coy it's so, so obvious. She knows that aside from Jack Monroe 'recipes' and 'Tattle', one of the most searched things is the split from her partner.
Yes to this. Either don’t mention another person being there, or come out with it. She’s already said she’s in a bubble with someone. So she’s either back with Louisa, or roped in a new sugar mummy just in time for lockdown. Whoever it is, though, have they never actually looked at her Twitter? Surely nobody who has seen her Tweets could find her attractive?
 
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Glad to see she's lost another Patreon. Now at 359. C'mon people, see the light!
The first wave of unsubs were likely payment failures as they were immediate - which means she’s taking money from people that don’t have £5 in the bank it could also be an expired or lost card, I hope it is. The next few days will be people checking their bank statement and clocking they’ve not got anything...
 
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Of course it'll be Louisa. Which makes the whole 'she left', and '92% of my salary goes on rent' poverty cosplay even more of a joke. If she's spending time there I'm sure she's paying financially for it!
 
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Didn't her english teacher tell her about sentences that long? Big no no. Also I don't understand - who stumbled across it Matt or her? What's the restaurant menu got to do with it? What...?
 
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I’m in thread early 41ish and she used to be training to dispense in a pharmacy. Have any of you done a job timeline at all?
So far I’ve got
Trainee dispenser
Journalist (short lived)
Call handler for Fire Service
Sex work
We’ve got the most diligent of fraus maintaining lists on: ailments (@SoulRebel), Cotswold co furnishings (@Montrachet with both cost and weight to advise local subsidence officers when that house finally blows), jobs she’s had, and to do lists (can’t remember these two I’m so sorry loves). Welcome though
 
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