"Here SB, come and take a picture of mama standing on the table taking a photo"
Unless of course she's set up her tripod and timer for it?
Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff
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Unless of course she's set up her tripod and timer for it?
I've read research papers shorter than this bloody recipe. There are seven paragraphs dedicated to boiling the eggs alone. How does an egg even luxuriate? She obviously just furiously shits out all this purple prose without reading it back despite her claims of constantly checking and re-checking because there's an instance where she meant 'dice' but actually typed 'clice'. I also noticed 'reaslise' but then like our Jack I'm 'fastidious about these things'
The only part I'll give her credit for is admitting to an act of 'culinary treason'. The photo alone is a crime.
I actually doubted that anchovy butter word vomit was Jack’s work. It’s just too ridiculous. The finger-sucking and groaning of internal organs... the more dignified but salty Elvis. Wtf?
Draught Excluder.
FANCY!
I feel like it might be the French Cooking Academy guy on YouTube. I don't think he laughs an awful lot but his accent is beautiful.
Hello frauen und herren, I’ve arrived here after stumbling into tattle via the Sali threads (gateway threads I’d call them) I’ve been on a grunka through early threads but there’s just so much!
I remember seeing the tweet when the DKL was announced and something about it was off; it didn’t quite sit right. From what I can recall (you probably have the receipts) it was very “something immense happened” followed by some kind of self indulgent drama,I remember thinking she couldn’t be that surprised like she’s always on telly or in the paper, she sounded like she’d been asked to sing at the Obama’s vow renewal or something. Anyway back to grunking, those egg abominations make me was to hurl.
Who had the tea on her being a journalist for a time? How come she never mentions that?
Edit-spelled grunk wrong
I remember seeing the tweet when the DKL was announced and something about it was off; it didn’t quite sit right. From what I can recall (you probably have the receipts) it was very “something immense happened” followed by some kind of self indulgent drama,I remember thinking she couldn’t be that surprised like she’s always on telly or in the paper, she sounded like she’d been asked to sing at the Obama’s vow renewal or something. Anyway back to grunking, those egg abominations make me was to hurl.
Who had the tea on her being a journalist for a time? How come she never mentions that?
Edit-spelled grunk wrong
Don’t worry, theres a few of us in here.Don't want the recipes, neither the prose. This is such a lesbian thing to do, the prose bit. Don'tme, I am a lesbian, too, so expert proof advice coming from me.
Which is surprising as the lesbian pescatarian bodybuilder isn’t as lesbian as she seems to be if the PP and their tea is true. Does not surprise me at all, she’s the type of manipulative cow to break up a marriage as she’d be the star of the show. She gives lesbians a bad name.
That's just the colour of everything she cooks.
A spare microwave. FANCY.
We got rid of our microwave when trying to bring our bills down....
Why is there no sobbing reaction emoji.
probably a...drums... surprise...a lie?
I've got one of the old-fashioned style pressure cookers, it's fab for stews. I too recall my mum lifting the weight to release the steam, so I was doing that too, until my husband read the instructions and you're supposed to just stick the whole pan in the sink and run cold water over the lid. It releases the pressure in a fraction of a time my mum's method took!
Back on topic.... Why on earth would a pressure cooker be a fire risk? Daft bint.
Jack Monroe #99 Holy wow, I'm abominable.
Straight from the horses mouth. Nice one Jack
The PP? What have I missed? Constantly on a grunk so apologies if I’m asking what’s been asked already.
Also for the dock, in my humble personal opinion sexuality is a spectrum. I don’t hold people to account for straying a little from the part of the spectrum they most align with.
Imagine Nigella talking about the christmas without her husband and their young children like this.
Probably because she likes to punch her siblings around Christmas..
Or she’s insufferable twunt who stubbornly refuses to see her family. It’s been theorised on here before and I think it holds some weight.
So much of her story is quickly debunked by the fact that for some odd reason she’s never left her home town. Almost like she’s reliant on people there to bail her out...
Other authors I follow do this. For someone so good at promoting her ego, she is really crap at promoting her actual books.
Cleverly hiding her face to save her having to facetune herself into a 32 yr old baby, who does she think she's fooling with these set ups?!
It's less of a fire risk than her appliance or plug setups we've seen in photos! She also didn't have qualms about cooking with the camping stove in a confined environment
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