Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice

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Do you suppose that if we all post fancy real words like antidisestablishmentarianism she'll start dropping them in tweets? After all, she does like to expand her vocabulary from here.
Antidistinctlymintymonitarism. It’s only a matter of time.
 
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I know it was last thread and i was all but I don't actually believe SB was using a mandolin unsupervised sans guard.

I think it was a very staged pic made to make him look so very precocious. together with all the stuff about how he's a great commis chef and KP, it's just like someone said here, she's looking for a buddy oliver competitor.
 
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The Twitterati don’t pay close attention to the things she says as they’ve heard it all before. She’s their poverty poster girl who’s not really poor but tells them about the deserving poor so they can wring their hands and curse the Tories.

The Groucho club clientele’s go-to rent-a-gob for all things foodbanky.
 
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To be fair she tells the most mundane lies.
 
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I have thought about this A LOT.
 
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Fraus, I’m really struggling here.

Can someone explain to me how the attached tweet detailing food being made for cheap is any different to anything our dear heart has posted? Because it’s all the same isn’t it, her posting food saying it’s cheap to eat and this guy saying the same. Didn’t blank the names out as it’s so easy to find.

Am I missing something?

 
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Well I’d say john Austin is a bit of a racist cunt, but other than that, no he hasn’t done anything different from our Jackie, he’s priced up a meal. The side of racism might be hard for his family to swallow!
 
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Agree. My brother has a tattoo of Paganini, used to play violin in the local orchestra, is also a total death metal head guitar player.

Also, IncyGrunkaing, I noticed this on the previous page. Packing already....
 
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I'd say the main difference is racism and that he's somehow manged to produce something even more ghastly than a Jack offering. I'm also deducting points for his failure to clasp one of the bowls in his hands.
 
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She’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. A gammon in chickpeas’ ephemera. A wodge of cheap wet ham in softly soft soft pillowy white bread. There is no difference between her and any other idiot who thinks they can sort poverty out by costing their meals
 
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She laid AstroTurf under the stairs? Like fake grass? Under the stairs? Inside the house?

Is this a thing? Am I really out of touch?
 
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I think it's less wanting to be a commis chef and more just trying to learn to cook so he doesn't have to eat mum slop.
 
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HAHAHA! I have just informed Herself that from this moment forward, fog or mist will be known as "Chickpea Ephemera!"
She's given me that look only a long-suffering partner can, pointed at the laptop and said,
"It's The German Women isn't it?"
 
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I think it's less wanting to be a commis chef and more just trying to learn to cook so he doesn't have to eat mum slop.
It would be hilarious if he ended up going to catering college to become an actual chef.

"Tell me, what made you want to learn to cook in the first place?"

"Well, it was my mum's totally inedible meals. You may have heard of her, she wrote a few recipe books...."
 
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