Oh duck off Mx £20 shop!
Jack Monroe #94 It’s okay Jack, others have taken up the baton
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I think Jack misunderstood the memo reminding us all to turn the clock back one hour this week - not one decade.
At this rate, I can see it making a return by November.
I can’t believe she has the nerve, genuinely. And ‘her job’?
Fuuuuuck offfffff
Fuuuuuck offfffff
She'd be the first one piping up about this kind of thing if the clout was there for the taking, just like she does with weight related apps, etc. The followers are just as bad not calling her out on it, they know what she looks like and it ain't that. She has lovely skin naturally but even with 6 layers of telly makeup it didn't look that flawless, I mean come on people.
The desperation for attention is positively seeping out of every word of her tweets.
peekyBYE!
peekyBYE!
Wow! She’s really gone to town on this one. Look at all the blurry areas around the edges of her face and neck.
Sentient hams!!!!!
HI JACK!
HI JACK!
You can't solve a lot of things overnight, no-one is arguing with that.
Yet look what Marcus has done with what started off as some Tweets
That's what is really winding her up.
The thing is, it isn’t funny
this is because on one hand she is tweeting that she is a broken husk of a person, and on the other she is presenting herself as a bright, ageless pixie who is carefree and playing games with us on social media.
This could be triggering to those who suffer depression (I should look like that if people who are broken husks too look like that) and body dysmorphia (as she clearly spends a lot of time worrying about her appearance, so much do to photoshop herself to that extent.)
This could be triggering to those who suffer depression (I should look like that if people who are broken husks too look like that) and body dysmorphia (as she clearly spends a lot of time worrying about her appearance, so much do to photoshop herself to that extent.)
Phew! That ‘work’ must have been exhausting. It’s so disheartening watching the ‘likes’ go up and up on her posts, with the odd retweet. It helps nobody, it achieves nothing. It’s miserable.
You mean the same way you leave out the prices of half the ingredients in your "£20" shop meals, you disingenuous tit?
Also "my job", lol.
These are all things she leaves out constantly.
Also what is she referring to exactly? Anybody seen an example?
Surely sentient hams should be a title contender?
I know it's not funny at all.
I was referring to her constant lies more than this one though.
But the donator of the trolley, will be expecting a report of its maiden voyage
Quite! Or ones that sell tablespoons of oil and single bits of garlic.
I remember how nervous Nadiya seemed at the beginning of GBBO and yet she has blossomed into a TV natural. Unlike others I could mention...
Fucks sake. It’s bleeping potatoes.
Oh get to absolute duck. Like she does ANYTHING behind the scenes. We know she's incapable of letting a fart out without tweeting about it, there's no way she'd be able to resist shouting from the rooftops about all the important work she was doing...if she was actually doing it.
Go back to sleep Jack, you've only been awake for 10 minutes and I'm already at my limit with you today.
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