Jack Monroe #94 It’s okay Jack, others have taken up the baton

[Saint_clemmie]

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Fucks sake. It’s bleeping potatoes.

It’s just embarrassing when you re-tweet yourself.

 

[PoorPatrol]

OMG you’re the only sentient ham around here, you hypocritical bleep!! I need a break from Jack, she’s messing with my mentals and I’m almost getting eye wets of rage! You rotten witch, you do nothing behind any bleeping scene, and you don’t have a job - you Tweet all day and contradict yourself every five minutes. Now duck off!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

So her strategy for this MR disaster (for her) is to whizz through and drop a few angry tweets like she's so thoroughly angry she can't even talk about it give it a couple of days for people to stop talking about HIM. All of her work behind the scenes what, on Facetune? Give it up Jack ffs

 

[Scarletfever]

Shake the tip jar louder for the people at the back.

I am raging.

 

[HarderFaster]

Sentient cheap wet hams

We’ve reached the nexus of Jack Monroe’s ridiculous verbosity, Frauen and Herren.

 

[Pop!91]

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Will all of you please stop getting all up in Jackie’s niche!!

Now duck off!

 

[Raker]

Lol, saying a skincare product is responsible for your skin when it's clearly filtered to high heavens is nothing short of fraud but our Jack wouldn't know anything about that would she

Yes....have you visited the Sali Hughes threads @ChickenPorridge

 

[Captainmouse]

It has to surely, or she won't have any food? Apart from the freezer of mush, we've all seen the nearly empty food cupboard, with the exception of a couple of smart price items. She'll have no fresh food, no bread, no milk, no basics. She's shown us all how little she has so now we're all watching and waiting for Sunday. That's what she wanted isn't it!

Naa the milkman is a regular, he brings at least milk and orange juice. And no doubt other goods

 

[kachoochoo]

These are all things she leaves out constantly.

Also what is she referring to exactly? Anybody seen an example?

omelette seems to be in response to this divvy's tweet that's doing the rounds

 

[Peachy9]

Sentient cheap wet hams

We’ve reached the nexus of Jack Monroe’s ridiculous verbosity, Frauen and Herren.

Jack Monroe #95 sentient cheap wet hams

..... Too early?!

 

[Scarletfever]

Made this to cheer myself up

 

[Marwood]

She recommends using the cheapest sausages for it. They are raw.

Oh.
No salt or pepper in the tomatoes? Nothing?
Would the sausages cook through in that?

 

[Scarletfever]

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The only poverty she works to eradicate is her own.

 

[Raker]

Fucks sake. It’s bleeping potatoes.

thread 95: Fucks sake. It’s bleeping potatoes. AGAIN

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Ok so here’s a clue where she’s headed next. She’s back & been liking tweets about autism. Wait for it...

But that is precisely what she does.
Claims all her duck ups, incapabilities, chaos, etc is due to her Autism and ADHD.
She spends DAYS trying to prove we are incapable and 'not normal'.
If she goes down that route I'll have to leave here. (And I bleeping like it here!)
I won't be able to leave it alone on Twitter.

 

[hydeist]

Oh.
No salt or pepper in the tomatoes? Nothing?
Would the sausages cook through in that?

Oh my goodness that looks disgusting. Raw sausage, chopped tomatoes, and cheese. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE LASAGNE JACK

 

[Montrachet]

Oh my Christ ..... as if SB hasn't enough on his plate, Jack's disciples are sending her recipe ideas.

 

[Peachy9]

Oh my goodness that looks disgusting. Raw sausage, chopped tomatoes, and cheese. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE LASAGNE JACK

Don't forget the HALF A TEASPOON OF DRIED HERBS
bleeping 'orrible

 

[MancBee]

Sentient hams!!!!!
HI JACK!

It is something I have noticed about R Jackie, she latches onto a word and it sticks in her mind, then she uses it at the most inappropriate time. Eg she was working with Helman's on a mayonnaise project, so when he was doing a BLM video, that was the only word she could think of at the time to describe her skin. She has obviously been reading here, and sentient is now lodged in her brain, she used it in a tweet and somehow it didn't fit. There are loads of examples I have noticed over the past months. She reads here, gets a word stuck in her head, next minute she is using it on Twitter even though it often doesn't make sense in that context.

I hope you can understand what I am trying to say. It is hard to describe, but I know what I mean!

 

[Captainmouse]

Hang on, since when has she costed ALL of those things into her recipes?

never! She doesn't include half the ingredients, that come from her cupboard/fridge/freezer let along gas/electric etc