Jack Monroe #93 I can’t believe she’s no butter

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I don't think Jack is left wing at all despite her saying she is. She's all about herself and her lifestyle which is all about the individual (her) which is quite a Tory mentality really.

I've not really seen her do much for others or draw attention to the plight of others. It's all about HER.

It angers me that she sees herself as being like MR and trying to make out she did exactly what he's doing.
 
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And indeed she DID live to "regret these tweets" as it's what bought me here and I've been here ever since following the lies, the outlandish claims and the sheer bad behaviour.
 
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Jack seems plausible if you don't look too closely, and then if you scratch the surface, the whole thing falls apart.
This is why people were taken in initially. I remember seeing her on Sky right at the beginning, talking about how she was poor and writing her blog, and I took her at face value. But then she became uber-political and then changed her image all the time, and jumped onto every bandwagon. Even when she was with Allegra people realised she was a fraud and full of lies - and her reaction was to block everyone.

Totally off-topic, but it's like Devi Sridhar and Covid. She's constantly on TV but she isn't what she says she is. She has no medical/scientific background, comes from privilege, got her position through the Clintons, but she talks a really good game. And when she is questioned she blocks everyone on Twitter. It's a real eye-opener. That's why I google everyone I see on TV. I am pathetic......
 
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Oh my lord I had never seen those niche tweets as I just dived in without a Grunka!

I love how she refers to cooking with canned goods as 'her thing'. It just shows what a gimmick this poor me cooking on a budget schtick is for her.

She hates people calling their experiences 'a story' but it's okay to refer to it as her niche or her thing? Get to absolute fuck.
 
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I am pretty sure that it is true, that certainly once it became clear to ManU that he was going to become a good player (from the age of 11 or so) that they would have helped with his family situation. However, he had the years before the team got involved with him.

He lived in Wythenshawe, a really deprived overspill estate in South Manchester bordering affluent areas like Didsbury. He would have been surrounded by poverty and had many friends and neighbours that were struggling with long term financial hardship. He is an amazing person, he has not turned his back on those people, he has given them a voice, whilst also acknowledging his own good fortune and success. That is a difficult path to walk, enjoying your own achievements whilst still being humble enough to help others without looking as though you are doing it for self-aggrandisement. All credit to him.
 
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That was what put me off her initially, the constant image changing. I just thought it was a weird thing to keep doing. Every change seemed to be just that bit more outrageous, and I got a bit sick of it
 
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Maybe she is restocking the puddle?
 
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Tick Tock. It's now almost 2 weeks and 21 other instagram posts ago that she promised the recipe for the vegan cake with the secret ingredient 'very very soon'.

Can't wait to use this time frame at work with my boss.
 
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Yes it's the hypocrisy I can't stand! David Cameron can't use a 'misty eyed rhetoric' over his late son (aka talk emotionally about his impact and passing) yet Jack "more jam, Mamma?" can?
 
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How much of the sales of her books goes towards charities such as the Trussell Trust? She must donate a percentage of all sales... right?
 
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Reading this again, it’s actually more embarrassing now than it was then. This toddler tantrum got her DKL and she fucked it up so much with her endless “tech issues”, lack of basic food knowledge and passive aggressive lemon juggling.

Also, “I know my name was in the ring”... it was made by THAT MAN’S production company so why the hell would she have ever been in the running to front it?
 
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I'm actually a bit disappointed Louisa's been sucked back into Jack's life. She has a really good, interesting job, meets interesting people, etc. Maybe she's too nice and Jack has manipulated her and exploited her good nature.
 
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While I was on her instagram I decided to count the different bowls she's used in her photos. There are 21 going down as far as her DKL pictures and that's not including when she keeps them in the pan or puts them in a random jug.
 
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Why is she liking all of his location specific tweets, just retweet them or ignore them. It’s very strange. Who looks at other peoples likes?! ()

ETA - I mean Marcus Rashford’s pin drop tweets.

Editing to add again, she’s made potatoes her pinned tweet.
 
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I truly believe she has tried to shoehorn herself into the whole Rashford deal but has been fucked off out of it.
Somebody with some media wits about them has checked up on her.
Looked into her 'Origin Story'.
Watched her 'chaos' moments and has had a look here.
They've realised she is the absolute kiss of death and want NONE of that near ANYTHING that will do some real good.
As I said before, she makes the middle-class Mum Huns feel good and titillates their 'Bi' fetish.
What they really need to do is donate real money, the clothes their little Charlie and Cherish grow out of and watch the old series of The L Word.
 
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This was the beginning of the end for her. What an absolute idiot. Plus didn’t it come out that it was actually Jamie’s idea that he pitched to channel 4? therefore her name would never have come up.

Does anyone know if Louisa liked any of her tweets from this time?

ets: sorry for repeating your comment @NoseyParkour that will teach me not to grunk first.
 
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It drives me crazy that squiggles keep referring to her food as "healthy" and "nutritious".

1) No it's not. She uses dubious protein, overcooks vegetables, and is always flicking the bean rubbing her wrist over cheap white bread and instant noodles Many of her recipes feature no vegetables at all.

2) Her portion sizes are notoriously small to keep costs down. Short women expend fewer calories than other people, especially when their main form of exercise is Twitter. Her recipes are grossly inadequate for most people.

3) This feeds into a really harmful and pervasive myth that anything homecooked from scratch is automatically better for you. Setting aside whether rinsing spaghetti hoops is really cooking from scratch, this is just not true.

4) Her food is fucking gross and feeds into another myth, that healthy = nasty. Imagine if someone who is trying to develop healthy habits tried that soup that poor MancBee suffered through? There are 7 billion nicer things to do with fresh cherry tomatoes than drown out their flavour with puree and slimy stuffing mix.

(This is all without touching on the general grossness of "OI POV WHY NOT TRY COOKING HEALTHIER?" Just ffs, her food is NOT healthy, NOT nutritious, and should never be recommended to anyone unless you have a real dickhead ex you wanna fuck with)
 
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