Jack Monroe #93 I can’t believe she’s no butter

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This is the Members Dining Room heavily subsidised menu from today that they will be able to nosh in after their voting yesterday.
 
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Get Jack in there to cook for them for a week, they'll come around...
Indeed she should do some consultancy work for I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. They are in the UK this year, many of her recipes would be perfect for a bush tucker trial
 
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But what about fruit of the low-hanging variety? Jack's favourite!
 
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I dislike when my post is edited/added into an earlier post, creating one long post with, say, three quotes and, frankly, dimishing my pithy wit. It grates my mushrooms
 
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I am just warning you, if she does a £20 asda shop on Sunday I may spontaneously combust.
 
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I dislike when my post is edited/added into an earlier post, creating one long post with, say, three quotes and, frankly, dimishing my pithy wit. It grates my mushrooms
Somebody mentioned this in (I think) the Sali Hughes thread & I'm sure @Yel said she previews until somebody else posts then it'll go after that.
 
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Omg that fucking potatoes essay includes the story about her decking her brother .Can't believe she would say this publicly about a family member, how fucking awkward.

(My brother was in the RAF last time we spoke, a couple of Christmases ago, when he described Iain Duncan Smith as the best thing to happen to this country and told me I had chosen to have a baby outside of marriage so deserved everything I got. It’s fair to describe us as ‘estranged’ these days, I don’t know how it works in the aristocracy but where I’m from being decked by your little sister is seen as a bit embarrassing.)
 
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KGM: tweets to suggest that instead of armchair activism, give a small donation to a charity = pile ons and article trashing tweet.

Jackanory: TAKES PEOPLE’S BENEFITS to keep her in Vivienne Westwood, Ocado/M&S, Cotswold, Burberry, Smeg, John Lewis = nothing.

Has she ever complained of having tinnitus?! I can take a guess it’s actually the constant Twitter notifications she can hear 24/7.
 
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If someone near you falls over, don't you pick them up? Even if it's not your 'job' to be looking out for them?
If this really is her attitude then she shouldn't be taking any monetary donations, whether it's through patreon, paypal, the tip jar. She should be refusing any offer of gifted products. Why should she be gifted something, when I'm not? I pay my taxes!!

But what does it really matter now......she's got her new gifted Nigella book to sit and read. Priorities and all that!
 
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My list of least favourite Jack incarnations -

1. List Jack. (I love air, oxygen, good old breathing gas, airy fairy, oxy moxy, o2......) until the tweet runs out with no punctuation and straight into the next.

2. Dickensian Jack.

3. Thesaurus Jack. Bonus annoyance if the word is wrongly used.

4. Seductive Jack. Just, no.

5. Politics Jack. Sigh.

6. Jack and the hilarious adventures of Cooper the cat. Cat does things. Jack tells us, or worse, films him grooming for 49 seconds.

7. Mama Jack. Most annoying when SB is inexplicably being described as a toddler but applicable to all mama tweets.

8. Chef Jack. I know nothing about food so most of her mishaps don’t rile me. As an amateur though her food looks yuck.

Fin.

not to myself but that squiggle is an irl friend of mine. how utterly utterly depressing.
Ah shit, love. Sorry for my tone deaf post. I’m distancing myself from taking JM seriously today. I hope your friend is ok.
 
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"Where I'm from" fucks me off immensely. A five bedroom detached house in SE England and a girl's grammar school.

Piss off love!
 
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I am just warning you, if she does a £20 asda shop on Sunday I may spontaneously combust.
We'll be here with the fire blanket, then.

I'm worried that all the tens of family people she used to socialise with every Sunday, laughing and singing around a loaded table of love and delicious food, will be missing her.

Unless
That
Never
Happened
 
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Rage! Ask what her group is called, promote it. Answer any of the harrowing tweets you’ve received today and talk about anything but yourself.
 
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"Where I'm from" fucks me off immensely. A five bedroom detached house in SE England and a girl's grammar school.

Piss off love!
Also as if she is capable of decking anyone lol. I imagine it playing out like she is Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

 
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