ugggggh what a gruesome twosome. Sophie Hagen is something of a perpetual victim too, so of course her tongue is firmly lodged.
Jack Monroe #89 Did you know she once ran out of jam?
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Oh Secret Barrister, you've gone down in my estimation 
You'd have thought a person of the law would have seen straight through her.
You'd have thought a person of the law would have seen straight through her.
I hope they’ve gone to join the lingreenie chicken (of This Morning fame).
She's followed a load of #spycops accounts on Twitter.
I realize this isn't interesting but I just thought I'd make note of it
I realize this isn't interesting but I just thought I'd make note of it
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Jack, you read here. A simple message for you.
The message you are sending by insisting that you can easily feed two people on £20 is harming the very people you are claiming to be campaigning for. Please stop this crusade you have of trying to find the bare minimum that a person can exist on. It is harmful to the very people you wish to help. You are playing into the hands of the very government you profess to hate. Please change your tactic, it isn't working for the benefit of people living in poverty, and it is no longer working for you.
Thankyou.
The message you are sending by insisting that you can easily feed two people on £20 is harming the very people you are claiming to be campaigning for. Please stop this crusade you have of trying to find the bare minimum that a person can exist on. It is harmful to the very people you wish to help. You are playing into the hands of the very government you profess to hate. Please change your tactic, it isn't working for the benefit of people living in poverty, and it is no longer working for you.
Thankyou.
I do have a garden, but why on earth would you lug a freezer outside to clean it, there is absolutely no need for that
I love a name drop, I suspect it can only benefit our SEO rankings
But I think they may actually be related? Pretty sure Martin has tweeted about his BIL Mark Lewis before, but I don’t understand how they’d have the same surname if they were in laws?! Also Mark Lewis represented Martin with those dodgy Facebook ads case, Mark is evidently a PR guru taking on these sorts of digital landmark cases tbh as his online profile is 
And yep! Her admitting it’s bleeping tough to eat well on next to nothing puts her out of business tbh so she has
The only person she is interested in helping is herself.
Have a freezer. Have a garden. Have never taken the freezer outside to defrost it because I'm not a total bellend.
When I defrost my freezer, I turn it off, empty it and put containers of hot just boiled water inside to speed up the defrosting. I put a towel or newspaper on the floor in front to catch any drips. Change the hot water a few times and let it defrost.
How bad would your freezer need to be to have to take it outside to clean it?
Such a good point. On one hand she's outraged that food prices have increased yet on the other she's boasting how she and SB can live on a £20 a week shop with also filling her freezer full of extra meals. So which is it?
Jack, please get on to Marcus and tell him how his mother wasn't shopping wisely enough or cooking cleverly enough to feed him.
That she failed him because she could have easily fed him on 20 quid, and, well, she had an ACTUAL job.
Not making 'Poverty' her brand, you absolute bleeping leech.
Oh I've just figured out what's so wrong with those freezer pics. It looks like the freezer isn't even on. There's no ice or moisture or anything on the containers, some of which are meant to have been in there since last week.
That’s so weird, I was literally just saying on the plus size influencers thread that I would be up for a thread on Sofie Hagan.
I love her stand up. She’s hilarious, but oh my god the victim hood on SM... clutches at straws to Jack levels and then some
Oh God it’s an empty freezer she’s got switched off in the shed isn’t it? Full of empty boxes.
This is an absolutely mad (and very bleeping believable) theory and I am here. for. it.
The poor sentient mirror! I never thought before what an awful existence it must have!
YES. I have been listening to an audiobook with my kids, but breaking out in a cold sweat due to the realisation that the fecking dinosaur claw curry should not look like that! Quite clearly never frozen.
Dinosaur claw curry was binned. A minute's silence, please.
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