One day we can all only hope that she will indeed grow up and realise what is actually like living in the real world and not her own made up one.
Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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I don't know if this has already been posted - it's Jack from the British Library, last week
She doesn't look that great - at 11:00 it was a bit ropey!!!
She doesn't look that great - at 11:00 it was a bit ropey!!!
She was happy sharing the out of focus gunge eggs though? Also what's the new background, a halfpipe?
here's a little ditty did just for Jack 
(and I fuckin hate the original - I was just inspired)
what about chicken
what about beans
what about pistachio milk that you said we were to gain
what about brambley mice
cooper's to blame
what about all the goods
that i said SHE LEFT behind
did you ever stop to notice
the lunch ideas I never made
or the voices of people of colour
that I wouldn't monetise
a-a-aaaaaaagh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
what about camp kitchen
look at that shed
what about the cartoon filter
that we all came to dread
what about the the bunny
their name is dash
it's so very helpful that their name rhymes with cash
did you ever stop to notice
that I'm so very dull
trying to do political
until the tipjar is full
what about my recipes
(oh god they're crap)
what about my house
(it's bleeping huge)
what about my followers....
yeah, please just stop pretending that you're worse off than all these people who are queuing up to give you money they can't afford. thank you!
(and I fuckin hate the original - I was just inspired)what about chicken
what about beans
what about pistachio milk that you said we were to gain
what about brambley mice
cooper's to blame
what about all the goods
that i said SHE LEFT behind
did you ever stop to notice
the lunch ideas I never made
or the voices of people of colour
that I wouldn't monetise
a-a-aaaaaaagh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
what about camp kitchen
look at that shed
what about the cartoon filter
that we all came to dread
what about the the bunny
their name is dash
it's so very helpful that their name rhymes with cash
did you ever stop to notice
that I'm so very dull
trying to do political
until the tipjar is full
what about my recipes
(oh god they're crap)
what about my house
(it's bleeping huge)
what about my followers....
yeah, please just stop pretending that you're worse off than all these people who are queuing up to give you money they can't afford. thank you!
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She would probably just spend all day in her phone and they would get bored and go homeHarry - you are splendid.
I did it with the “tennis balls in the garden” Asda proximity, Street View and the gorgeously original bay window glass feature and porch pictures that are STILL available, along with her son. Less than 15 minutes. Got me wondering if she would actually relish a good stalker situation because of the column inches and DRAMA.
I think she meant scientifically what foods are meant to ease anxiety not just Jack's nostalgic food comforts...
She's up to 353 patreons though.
Dinner at the Groucho to celebrate.
Dinner at the Groucho to celebrate.
I am shocked, SHOCKED, by this turn of events.
I really wish Twitter would disable the delete function just so people like Jack would have to own their tit. God only knows how many libellous rants, ill-informed tirades, begging tweets and bullshit claims vanished into the ether before Tattle started documenting her social media diarrhoea for posterity.
She really is beyond obnoxious. Not for dramatic effect, but my child not only watched her father die from cancer she had to give up everything and everyone she'd ever known, to go and live in another country. Pretty sure SB would rather move to a smaller, more secure, affordable house, than live precariously in one his mother allegedly has to keep feeding him slop to be able to keep.
Half the time the poor kid has had to move because Jack's feeling horny and got a new Mrs J as well, then fucks it up and has to go!
ETA- That spelling mistake is peeing me right off
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I think today has been the worst for me regarding Jack.
Her level of entitlement is unbelievable
all these squiggles offering money is ridiculous, I find it infuriating and upsetting. So many people are struggling in this country and she’s begging on Twitter so she can buy more high end goods.
duck her and her crappy food!!!
Her level of entitlement is unbelievable
all these squiggles offering money is ridiculous, I find it infuriating and upsetting. So many people are struggling in this country and she’s begging on Twitter so she can buy more high end goods.duck her and her crappy food!!!
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THIS
Like with her mandarin and creamy basil sauce pasta
Why not just have the pasta and then have the mandarins for dessert?!When you're skint you literally can't afford to try these 'maverick' recipes that you might not like and your kids might not even eat.
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Looks like a nice property! I can see why she would want to stay there. Downstairs layout is a bit weird but could be worse. Nice area, quite a posh looking road, and I’m envious of being near the sea.
Don’t worry Jack, we were only able to find it because of things you’ve mentioned/photographed on your public social media posts. Multiple times in fact!
Information you have willingly given out yourself, nothing more nefarious than that.
So best not get upset about ‘stalkers’ or anything along those lines. That would be a terribly odd thing to get upset about, seeing as you’ve all but handed out your address online.
Don’t worry Jack, we were only able to find it because of things you’ve mentioned/photographed on your public social media posts. Multiple times in fact!
Information you have willingly given out yourself, nothing more nefarious than that.
So best not get upset about ‘stalkers’ or anything along those lines. That would be a terribly odd thing to get upset about, seeing as you’ve all but handed out your address online.
rotting livers in a Smeg fridge
That looks like the bits they cut off people on BotchedSomeone is making her beetroot burgers tonight.
It was the tennis court mention that did it for me coupled with the millions of interior shots. Lucky bugger has a garage for that bike (Louisa cycles so was it a joint hobby) and presumably the water rower. And a security alarm. Plus the lovely locale. She is really lucky to be where she is and I totally get why she wants to stay but she needs to be realistic and STOP GRIFTING.Found it! Didn't take long
I'd feel incredibly lucky living in a house like that.
A not-so-crappy not-at-all-a-bungalow.
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