Jack Monroe #86 Precariously fine, not smelly
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An intriguingly titled patreon patron only post from yesterday ... smells like someone's done a chaos.
I’m confident I live far enough away that she’ll be too lazy to find me...
1. I don't scam people out of money.
2. I'm not Jack Monroe.
can anyone clarify if she has to send these cards to all her subscribers or just the beigers.
It's interesting how similar that mosquito eye problem was to black-eye gate.
I am pretty sure you can probably get an eye patch at a pharmacy. My NHS drs does appointments primarily on the day, so it is possible she could have seen one. Who knows.
I've been behind ever since @Incywincy caught up, but congratulations on the epic grunk!
I am pretty sure you can probably get an eye patch at a pharmacy. My NHS drs does appointments primarily on the day, so it is possible she could have seen one. Who knows.
I've been behind ever since @Incywincy caught up, but congratulations on the epic grunk!
Just the beigers, though the other tiers are supposed to get perks too
Plus ça change.
This is only two (2) years ago!
So Jack's son was asking for comics when he was, what, a year old?
This is the absolute kicker:
Emma: You launched a Kickstarter to pay for copies of the book to go into food bank boxes? How did it go?
Jack: It raised £18,000 in three days – enough to put four copies into every Trussell Trust food bank in the country. That makes me feel so very proud.
This is only two (2) years ago!
Emma Freud cooks for... Jack Monroe | Good Food
Our columnist hosts the award-winning blogger and food poverty campaigner, and cooks her showstopping chicken, sausage & prune pie.
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This is the absolute kicker:
Emma: You launched a Kickstarter to pay for copies of the book to go into food bank boxes? How did it go?
Jack: It raised £18,000 in three days – enough to put four copies into every Trussell Trust food bank in the country. That makes me feel so very proud.
I’d offer her a trap door
Shout out to @DeviledSmeggs for a highly amusing Jackie-themed name that acknowledges her demonic nature.
I would love to sign up for her Patreon briefly, just to see what she has written in her eight (8) exclusive posts, but I don't want to give her a single penny of my money.
Confusingly, there is no 8 dollar tier??
And I spunked it up the wall to tell you the truth Emma
I just had a (brief) look at Jack's Patreon and she is describing herself as
Jack Monroe
is creating recipes, essays, books, photography, art, poetry, features, mess
I think that mess is the operative word here. 317 Patrons so far
Jack Monroe
is creating recipes, essays, books, photography, art, poetry, features, mess
I think that mess is the operative word here. 317 Patrons so far
@Pocahontas & @Alansbigplate can you set up a patreon so you never have to take a break from your services to this thread?! Tweet Jack for tips on how to 
Still waiting for the recipe for cake that was coming ‘very very soon’ first thing this morning. I don’t think we operate in the same time scales.
Devilled eggs recipe is also overdue!
Well, prepare for a wave of new members when Jack's postcards only appear once or aren't as described I guess!
Yep, and the highest tier I think it says they get everything the lower tiers get, which now includes the beige crap.
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