Jack Monroe #86 Precariously fine, not smelly

[BlendedSlop]

Ah. Here we go. Maybe if you stopped paying yourself a “living” wage and shoving the rest in an account for £££ furnishings you would have a better ratio income:rent.

FUUUUUCK OOOOFF.
I am *this* close to going over to her Twitter and blowing her entire poverty charade wide open so her followers don't YET AGAIN feel compelled to line her pockets.

Is this the most blatant begging she's ever done? I think even the infamous "How am I going to pay my bills?" tweet when her doctor advised her to take time off work due to """"""burnout"""""" pales in comparison with this.

She's utterly bleeping shameless.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Re the paint chart: @TurnedUpInTipp et al

It’s well late but BUSY

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade

Congratulations to @NoseyParkour for the words and @Peachy9 for nominating them for a thread title. Group frauen effort, that’s what we like to see. Recap of thread #86 New information: she was a child prodigy and has 22 years’ worth of songs percolating inside her. She might share the onion...

tattle.life

This way for Jack’s recipe for anchoïade devilled eggs and banana skin custard sauce

 

[Emmapism]

So getting multiple TV gigs and book commissions is a life that has gone tits up? Wow. Most of us are ABSOLUTELY FUCKED then

 

[BlendedSlop]

Forgot to add. I know she's added a tweet asking people not to send her money, but the links to her Patreon and tip jar are still there. She knows exactly what she's doing.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Maybe Jack should go speak to her boss (Jack) and ask her for a raise?

She’s a bleep

That brought back memories of The Office when David Brent says:

“David can I stay in bed all day? “Yes you can David”...both me, that’s notme in bed with another bloke called David”

Her tweets read like an amalgamation of Brent and Partridge, I think she doesn’t get how comedic she can be without realising it.

 

[byropaw]

Just caught up. Christ that was boring.
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I also have a eucalyptus tree and can confirm branches don't fall off of it.
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Indeed. The eucalypt is silver dollar gum (I looked up botanical name – Eucalyptus pulverulenta). It grows shrub-like, with soft to firm branches which simply do not break off in winds, be they high or hurricane

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

FUUUUUCK OOOOFF.
I am *this* close to going over to her Twitter and blowing her entire poverty charade wide open so her followers don't YET AGAIN feel compelled to line her pockets.

Is this the most blatant begging she's ever done? I think even the infamous "How am I going to pay my bills?" tweet when her doctor advised her to take time off work due to """"""burnout"""""" pales in comparison with this.

She's utterly bleeping shameless.

This was me yesterday. I typed out a message, twice, and deleted.
I have no Twitter presence, she doesn't bother me in the slightest with threats of court.
As she well knows, for a case of libel to stick it has to be UNTRUE.
But a pile on would be tedious and I have a partner who could do without that kind of tit.