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Silver Linings

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“What larks, Mama! Be they doggos or cattos? Oh will we never know?”

“Fret not, tiniest one. I shall ask Messers Marks & Spencer.”

She does look happy in the last few pics. Her smile reaches her eyes. Whether it’s a new pal or the feeling of being a little poverty pet who is sent money for utility bills, who knows? It’s nicer than everytime I notice she’s posted worrying it’s either a Tattle (attempted) takedown or some miserable story.
 
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colouredlines

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Plot twist of the century: Incywincy IS the artist formerly known as BBL, we've all been cheering her on for so long and now the truth comes out...

Look at that, I've got at least 10 books in me.
 
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ReginaPhalangee

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So I feel bad for being cryptic but I dunno if I’ll get in trouble for posting? there was a former commenter in these threads with the initials BBL in their username. The cabal was maybe not a positive place for them or their intentions may not have been totally aligned with the general tone of the thread and some of their comments were...off.
 
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ReginaPhalangee

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I’ve woken up (severely) poorly this morning (it’s not covid. The kids had a cold. Now I have the cold. But it is the worst cold anyone has ever had and I have tried every single remedy any of you could suggest and it won’t work because I know more than all the lady doctors in the world don’t @ me) but @Alansbigplate the gifs have sparked so.much.joy. So much joy. The jaws one scared me a bit though glad I didn’t see that last night 🦈
 
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BeautifulTrauma

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I feel sick thinking that one of SB’s classmates could see any of these pictures and he ends up bullied because his mother is an attention seeking narcissistic cunt.

Just text Louisa man, or does she not want to see you naked either so you’re doing it by proxy?
 
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Hi @heretoreaditall2019 - I am only a designer scarf and very innocent (also a bit hungry) so I haven't quite figured out how to quote your post yet but you asked me for my point of realisation regarding all of this. Well, I have been thinking about this and I think it is the time that my new controller set into a famous writer/actor/comedian and his books and then panicked and deleted everything. That spiked my interest, I must say. It was all most odd to me.
 
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Nottonightbabe

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Just had much hilarity with my husband while telling him about Jack's tweets today, he didn't think he'd heard of Con Te Partiro or Pie Jesu.
So I played them loudly on YouTube and dramatically acted out Jack plinking them out one handed on a piano while warbling along 😂

Turns out he has heard those songs. I don't think he wants to hear them again.
 
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Alansbigplate

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You just know at some stage she's going to claim she was deepfaked by internet trolls, making it sound all porny rather than giffy.
Yeah I’ve accepted that I’m going down for crimes against the internet, kind of looking forward to the judge saying ‘and did you not place Ms Monroe’s features upon that of Alan Partridge shrugging?’ And then I’ll just shrug
 
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ChickenPorridge

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I know @instacharlie already touched on this but wow... "I've got a tech guy on it" actually sounded professional (and what you would expect from a 'bestselling food writer') but was actually just Jack sitting on the fancy blue sofa in her pjs clicking random buttons trying to fix the website and badgering some poor guy for tips. Just goes to show that you must take two heaped tablespoons of salt with every single sentence she ever splats out on the ole hand sausages
 
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