Jack Monroe #82 Cooking in a boot

[JoyceDivision]

We call if dinner. Tea for me is the drink. If some says let's have tea. I expect a cup.

Babe, same x

 

[blurstoftimes]

I charity shopped my slow cooker a few weeks ago. It’s probably just me but I found mostly everything I tried to cook was either a stew or a soup and it all had the same vague “slow cooker” taste.

totally agree! I used mine a few times then gave it away. I ended up having to finish everything off in the oven just to give it some flavour.

 

[Fruitjack]

I really wanted to reply to her and ask why she can’t have the livers, the turkey or all the leftovers but I was terrified that you’d all me and kick me off here

He obviously say this tweet about "fudging something from the cupboard" and took the subtle-as-a-sledgehammer hint

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I just find it fucking hilarious that she gets 1.3k likes on a tweet about getting a chippy tea. Twitter rejoicing on behalf of SB that there will be no slop served tonight!

 

[Cookiecookie]

Have you ever seen the slow cooker recipe which comprises a pack of frozen dim sims, a jar of sweet chilli sauce and heat?

Yes. And it's wrong on every possible level. Those dimmies are one of the most rank things you could ever put in your mouth, without slow cooking them to obliteration in a gross sauce

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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She's locked again! Wtf?

ETA: Sorry, @Dogmuck has already pointed this out.

 

[KebabGirl]

I confess for a laugh I replied with a picture of my little lady - not saying anymore in case I get from it! She got a like from JM.

 

[Tabitha D]

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Go Jack!

They certainly look pretty cheap, to my untrained eye. Not the greatest quality.

 

[kachoochoo]

Love your north east turns of phrase dear heart

is it weird to say I did that with you in mind?

 

[Captainmouse]

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Go Jack!

Oooppppsss, somebody poked the sleeping dinosaur

 

[kachoochoo]

Is this a call to arms to her furry comrades?

<insert some disgusting furry picture here, would do it but I’m scared of getting told off for flouting gif rule>

For supper I used to have a red sauce sammidge

And the blur tool

red sauce/ketchup is eurgh, soz.

I've just been to have my tea dinner supper food and what the hell has happened here?!

 

[Malacandra]

I lived in Italy when that song was everywhere. It reminds me of campari and youthfully energetic sex, so I don't mind it.

I'd love to see @Alansbigplate having a go at the scene from Stepbrothers with Jackie "singing" and Matt going "boats and hos" on the drums.

 

[SoulRebel]

My son was a chorister in an English Catholic cathedral. Sundays, holidays and feast days were disrupted during all those wonderful years. We had Christmas dinner on Boxing Day or European style on Christmas Eve. It was an immense privilege to be a parent to a tiny child who was prepared to give up Scouts, football and so many other activities to make glorious music.

Cool story, bro.
Meanwhile, in other news there is a pandemic going on. People are dying and losing their livelihoods.
Sorry for your loss and all but just fuck your privilege and enjoy your glorious music.
>>points coming your way, @SoulRebel.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Ah yes. Do that @Alansbigplate .

There isn’t a gif of wor Les my lovely @kachoochoo is right

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Pure 'Frau Baiting' that is..

 

[Themaninblack]

She'll be busy playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata with one finger.

Good luck with the 3rd movement!

 

[Harrybosch]

I think the beanbags she's referring to here are the small ones that were commonly used in 90s primary school pe lessons. we used to throw them at stuff I think. i can't remember why though. may have also been used as goalposts instead of jumpers.

I'm overthinking this

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Which proverb mentions them though?

ETA @Flibbertigibbet answered. Makes total sense now.

 

[Eurgh]

@Lanie do you poison the dragon or just the liver?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I need to triangulate Jude Law's movements in June 2016 now, to see if he was even at The Graarcho (can't help saying it in manner of 'traazers') that fateful night.

I think that work may have already been done.. Hahaha! I say it in my head every time I get dressed!

 

[kachoochoo]

There isn’t a gif of wor Les my lovely @kachoochoo is right

just screenshotting this for my boyfriend. ta love.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Erm, that's her job though? It's not like she's doing it as a favour. "Susan, it's an aubergine recipe"

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Not exactly difficult in the great scheme of things once you copy the link and paste it in.