Jack Monroe #82 Cooking in a boot

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Vomit View attachment 265387

Nowhere near the double D's she claims..

 

[Alansbigplate]

Good god.
There’s some very odd photoshopping going on here, too.

See M’lord, and you thought I was a wrong’un

 

[Tabitha D]

I noticed the most recent ex posting on Twitter earlier today that she has a week off work. Coincidence that Jack chooses this moment to break out the tit pics?

 

[Silver Linings]

More followers off out for a chippy tea, never to return.

 

[KindaWeird]

What kind of person poses for a sexy pic with a seriously ill kitten resting on their naked boobs and then decides it's a good idea to post said pic online?!

Not only is she exhausting but her actions are seriously worrying.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

What kind of person poses for a sexy pic with a seriously ill kitten resting on their naked boobs and then decides it's a good idea to post said pic online?!

Not only is she exhausting but her actions are seriously worrying.

Your username sums up Jack.

 

[Switchstreetz]

Let's also consider the possibility that Jack's going to avert the apocalypse. After sampling her slurry the aliens find themselves the victims of what their culture will forever know as "the Sarfend Squits". Desperately they duck off back home, leaving JM to be crowned as the most savioury saviour of the earth ever....

I think we've just written book 7 for Jack, dear heart, lets hope we get a share of the profits

 

[Alansbigplate]

Stuart to be found dead from dehydration tomorrow morning.....

 

[Geetbo]

I noticed the most recent ex posting on Twitter earlier today that she has a week off work. Coincidence that Jack chooses this moment to break out the tit pics?

The ham is wet.

 

[bazzam]

I think her tattoos are really low quality and looking very faded. I quite like tattoos if done really well in general.

 

[colouredlines]

God, don't you just hate it when you accidentally photoshop your nipple out of a photo then accidentally post it on Twitter then point it out to everyone just in case they missed it?! Happens to me all the time, so awkward.

 

[Themaninblack]

I think we've just written book 7 for Jack, dear heart, lets hope we get a share of the profits

Shall we do it as a game book?

"If you accept the invitation to eat the slurry, go to paragraph 59. If not, go to 36."

 

[PoorPatrol]

Nowhere near the double D's she claims..

In one interview she says 38E. She’s 5ft 1 (and 7/8ths) so they’d really look huge if true.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Re the boob pic. View attachment 265364

"Whoops" Of course we believe you. "What am I like! I hope no wealthy middle aged lesbians happen to see this when scrolling through my timeline, tee hee!"

 

[Silver Linings]

Catto is not a thing, twatface.

 

[kachoochoo]

Is this a call to arms to her furry comrades?

<insert some disgusting furry picture here, would do it but I’m scared of getting told off for flouting gif rule>

For supper I used to have a red sauce sammidge

And the blur tool

red sauce/ketchup is eurgh, soz.

I've just been to have my tea dinner supper food and what the hell has happened here?!

 

[Alansbigplate]

All this has really stolen the thunder off my Nellie Oleson gif

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I think her tattoos are really low quality and looking very faded. I quite like tattoos if done really well in general.

I like tattoos. Some are pure art. These are not.
There is no finesse about them and some look as though they've been done with magic markers.

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

Is it just me, or is it really bleeping creepy to be topless and have a cat lying on your tits? I'm not an animal lover so it might just be me!

Just what I was thinking. Incredibly concerning and makes me feel quite ill.

 

[Silver Linings]

Nearly 900 tweets since she came back but not back. She’ll have made up the losses in no time.