Of course it was her very own recipie inspired by how she felt a really good poverty biscuit should look and taste like. She just put some sprinkles and shizz on for big hearty chuckles.
Of course it was her very own recipie inspired by how she felt a really good poverty biscuit should look and taste like. She just put some sprinkles and shizz on for big hearty chuckles.
I recycled mineI'm just making a box of stuff for the charity shop. Not sure whether they'll appreciate the Jack books I've never used. What should I do with them?
Me too... Recycling box for them. I feel exactly the same, the recipes are terrible and I don't want her to have the publicity .I recycled mineDidn't want people wasting their time and using up ingredients on stupid concoctions. I don't know about you guys but when I cock up a recipe it really dents my self esteem and I didn't want others thinking it was their fault!
warning stickers?I'm just making a box of stuff for the charity shop. Not sure whether they'll appreciate the Jack books I've never used. What should I do with them?
I can't quote but thank you @Pocahontas for catching me
Long time lurker, first time signer-upper-er, but this wonderful cabal of fraus has had me fizzing and hooting like an effervescent owl as well as giving me the warm and fuzzies by being a really genuine and supportive lot.
Hopefully my controversial name (channeling my inner #maverick) is slightly tempered by my pic being the happiest ham of all. That and the unruly ham flaps pic is already taken.
Now get the absolute duck off (or something)
Next village over from Midsomer Shan't..I
Ohhhh I was reading it as Cheap Wetham and thought it was a placename joke I wasn't grasping.
Sometimes I surpass myself![]()
You forgot the gold spray! (Recipe later)Method: grab packet of Walker’s shortbread off supermarket shelf, place in basket. Toss in a handful of ready-made decorations. Spread contents evenly on conveyor belt at checkout. Place in carrier bag and leave to rest for 10 minutes or until you have walked home. Remove packaging, bung decorations on top of shortbread. Post photos on Twitter with ambiguous, emotive language and a generous helping of a child’s personal information. Lap up praise. Repeat as desired
Yet still provided a better recipe than Jack!You forgot the gold spray! (Recipe later)
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was no further mention of Asda £20 shops....she spoke about it for what, 10 days so that ship has probably well and truly sailed!I’m also obsessed with the Asda shop. Do you think she’s going to show a photo of some random crap tomorrow, none of it a weeks shop. Then post 2 pictures of slop and forget the rest.
Now I am no expert, but her engagement on Instagram looks terrible. No one really comments. Careers are made on Instagram, I doubt they are on twitter so much
Next village over from Midsomer Shan't..
It was the whole awkwardness as she told us they were especially for chopping onions. Err, ok....@Breakdance Badass everytime I see your profile picture of yours it makes me HOOT!
What was she even thinking with those glasses man?![]()
We really couldn’t handle the truth
It’s twinned with....
Ohhhh I was reading it as Cheap Wetham and thought it was a placename joke I wasn't grasping.
Sometimes I surpass myself![]()
Well, dunk my arse in sprinkles I'm shocked! Who could've guessed they were shop bought? (Hint: anyone with eyes).She's finally admitted it on twitter... brace yourself for the truth, fraus...
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Jack Monroe, the Slop Slinger of Cheap Wetham
Ohhhh I was reading it as Cheap Wetham and thought it was a placename joke I wasn't grasping.
Sometimes I surpass myself![]()
Thread title contender!Jack Monroe, the Slop Slinger of Cheap Wetham![]()