Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

[instacharlie]

She's finally admitted it on twitter... brace yourself for the truth, fraus...

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But Sainsburys is a train ride away! When did she do a Sainsburys shop then?

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

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It was the whole awkwardness as she told us they were especially for chopping onions. Err, ok....

The still on the photo has captured her awkwardness perfectly....

The tilted head in confusion I’m sure is how most of us read her Tweets

 

[Incywincy]

Thanks to @Montrachet for compiling this..

I sang it to the tune of R Kelly's (sorry Fraus) The World's Greatest

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Twinned with the lesser known CRAPFOOD.

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We are prepared for her in Cork..

 

[blurstoftimes]

Mood Food

Has anyone registered for the British Library event today, Mood Food? JM will give her monologue etc. I can't as I'm in Australia and our clocks leap forward tonight, and my start tomorrow is early !

can one be considered an active campaigner if their most notable activism is making an online petition? Racist Susan from Facebook can make online petitions in her sleep.

also it was 2013! THE LIES!

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Put it in your mouth and suck it

I know I’m behind and this is from yesterday, but I was about to take a mouthful of lemsip when I got to your post and it caused me to make a weird “gurhegggg” noise into my mug, a bit like the noise you’d hear if you sneakily sidled up to a hen and whispered you were a big fan of its eggs.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

can one be considered an active campaigner if their most notable activism is making an online petition? Racist Susan from Facebook can make online petitions in her sleep.

also it was 2013! THE LIES!

Kimberley is going to spend the day with her eyebrows in her hairline..

 

[kachoochoo]

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

How long before Jackie makes a similar claim with a DM sad face photo and a cabal of hausfrauen instead?!

 

[SarcasticEllis]

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We really need an eye roll reaction on here

 

[Silver Linings]

What a hypocrite. Shocker.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’ve actually never seen a horrible tweet to her. I follow Kirstie Allsop and see quite a few to her. I’ve seen Jack being consistenly rude to her followers.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Give it a rest, love

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's unlocked her account

 

[Silver Linings]

3. Put on cooling rack.

 

[Walkdengirl]

My mother-in-law gave this to my husband 4 years before we married in 1978. It has travelled around the world with us. The inserts on roasting, boning, etc have been invaluable and it has pride of place in the kitchen bookcase even though we don't cook from it very often.

I still have mine, don't cook the recipes very often, but the sections on basic stuff are the business, like you say basic prep and how to do things.

 

[Cuileann]

Is Vlad giving us a hint to the reasons for her photoshoot the other day?

 

[BlendedSlop]

I'm just making a box of stuff for the charity shop. Not sure whether they'll appreciate the Jack books I've never used. What should I do with them?

Bung them in a curry with POBP x

 

[Bobtheknob]

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Hypocrite. Now duck off.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Mood Food

Has anyone registered for the British Library event today, Mood Food? JM will give her monologue etc. I can't as I'm in Australia and our clocks leap forward tonight, and my start tomorrow is early !

Me, but I couldn't go as it was my daughters wedding, wedding is cancelled for the third time due to us being in self isolation due to us, and bride and groom being in contact with someone who has now tested positive.