Ohhhhh I see now; the kettle is smeg, also the ‘food’
Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife
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ewwww...grubby, sticky little hands.I may be a bit overcautious but I am absolutely NOT eating biscuits that a bunch of children have played dominoes with
Isn't there some sort of pandemic going on?
Not dissimilar to my pet peeve of
There's my line & it won't be crossed.
Sorry but the biscuits look shite, spraying them gold will make them brick hard and totally disgusting, just buy her some felt tips and be done!
Alan
It’s making me think of that creepy Aphex Twin video for Windowlicker (which I won’t link here as it’s obscene
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Look what popped up my Instagram. Ina knows how to do food...
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What a time to be alive!
Thanks @Alansbigplate and @Blurp. I've found it now. Wish I could say that my life has been further enriched, but I can honestly confirm that my lever arch file of "Recipes to Try Out" remains undisturbed.
You get over it. There is a moment in every parent's life when one of the toddlers does a tit in the bath and you just lob it down the toilet.ewwww...grubby, sticky little hands.
Not dissimilar to my pet peeve ofspitting overblowing out candles on a birthday cake then handing it round
Oh my god, are you watching me? Did you hack one of my many, many sentient mirrors?
Or in Jacks case, batter it and serve with yesterday’s oven chips.
Guys I heard earlier on the wireless that a Strictly contestant has unfortunately tested positive for covid and has to sadly pull out of the competition ...
Could Jackie M be on the reserves list?
Could Jackie M be on the reserves list?
I cannot believe mrs hinch has looked at jack monroe's livelihood and just gone
"Aye i could do that with much less pissing about" as she casually serves blended cheestring mashed potatoes and fish finger lasagne to her poor family for the outrage clicks and just starts cracking on for the dubious award of "person who has done the worst things to food 2020."
Jack must be FEWMIN. Only she can sell slop to the masses from her middle class den!
"Aye i could do that with much less pissing about" as she casually serves blended cheestring mashed potatoes and fish finger lasagne to her poor family for the outrage clicks and just starts cracking on for the dubious award of "person who has done the worst things to food 2020."
Jack must be FEWMIN. Only she can sell slop to the masses from her middle class den!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE that film!
One of my faves.
How dare you disagree with me, I'm blocking you and releasing the hounds!!
Only joking ofc, you're entitled to your opinion and I see where you're coming from even if we disagree! I don't know the relationship between this guy and Gregg (if any) so I don't necessarily think he was obligated to retweet - I havent seen the original or the guy's account so I might be way off but it seems to me it's one of those tweets that gets sent out to every celeb he can think of and not necessarily because of any personal connection. I can understand why he was unimpressed, though just ignoring the tweet would've maybe been a better move. Mastertwat is a good one though!
Artist Uses AI To Recreate Face Of Alexander The Great
Dutch photographer and digital designer Bas Uterwijk has used artificial intelligence to create a ‘photograph’ of Alexander the Great… or what he could have
greekcitytimes.com
A news story that popped up in my Inbox a while ago (
alert) but I've only just paid attention to. Were any Novak Nails harmed in this reconstruction?
Oh AlanI don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore
This gets more disturbing the longer you look at it.- Status