Poor SB... imagine trying to walk home with your friends, having a laugh and a joke, and oor Jackie stalking behind you like a spider, laser beams for eyes and occasionally hissing in your ear 'NO eyelids for you tonight'...
Jack Monroe #80 A dog is for life, not just to sadfish
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He may be more than four foot, but he's certainly not less. Hence four foot. #Jackruler
C'mon now Jack those packages of cheap meat had loads of labels. Turns out Asda loves putting them on stuff.
Actually twisted.
She really does see food as a form of control.
The Jackasta Complex..
The ability to be absolutely contained within your own hole while being 'weird' about your son.
No wonder he wants to walk with his friends. Boring walking with someone who's furiously tweeting the whole time.
If you can lock your tweets, lock your tweets unless you want to retweet then don't lock your tweets...
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Not free range - that’s a bleeping label.... called out for telling (factory farmed) porkies she can’t take it!
Rude!
Rude!
Bahahahaha. Oh you ain't seen nothing yet. You wait
.Jack: I don't buy battery farmed anything.
Squiggle: The red tractor says otherwise.
Jack: You are an asshole.
Seriously struggling to follow the logic behind this response.
<your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries gif>
Squiggle: The red tractor says otherwise.
Jack: You are an asshole.
Seriously struggling to follow the logic behind this response.
<your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries gif>
dOnT lABeL mE!!!! Only because I can't keep up with half the bullshit I spout and don't want reminding of my latest embarassment.
Isn't the correct response for a wee Scottish lass - 'Yer Da sells Avon'?
Nobody would have any clue about SB if you didn’t constantly use him for fodder. You libellous cowbag.
So SB doesn’t have to trawl millions of miles to get to school, or use a train? as his school is within walking distance.
My SB is yr5
and his school is very close to where we live. He’s not allowed me to walk him since the first day back, when I wanted to see how things were set up for covid restrictions. He’s my youngest and I knew it was coming as the eldest had been allowed to walk with friends. I accept it’s all part of growing up, I was the same! I forgot to tweet dementedly about it 
My SB is yr5
and his school is very close to where we live. He’s not allowed me to walk him since the first day back, when I wanted to see how things were set up for covid restrictions. He’s my youngest and I knew it was coming as the eldest had been allowed to walk with friends. I accept it’s all part of growing up, I was the same! I forgot to tweet dementedly about it I live 300 miles away and am not even slightly interested in your child, stop tweeting about him, delete all the pictures you’ve used on a WORK account, don’t let the press photograph him, don’t tell people where you live. Oh and while you’re at it, stop begging for money.
"use him for fodder"
That is very good - and so, so true!
That is very good - and so, so true!
Is she suggesting that someone would do harm to her child? What does she think she is, some sort of celebrity? What possible reason would they have for hurting her child? If she is suggesting that someone from here would harm a child she can get to absolute duck.
Had she not paraded him around, flashing his pictures everywhere nobody would know what he looked like. She is responsible for that.
SB’s bag.
If you hadn’t pretty much given out your address you wouldn’t have to be extra protective of your little muffin you absolute idiot 
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