The main problem with the Andre is that, twit though he is, I would still smoke him like a fine cigar.Alan! You make me lol every day, at least once. Not just me, of course, lots of us.
I also really dislike Peter Andre.
Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.
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You really should know better by now
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I used to be very in love with him but in my adult years I can't unsee Anthony Worrall Thompo
OMG! In a waking nightmare I have just remembered that in my pre-frau days I once attempted this
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Jack Monroe’s southern fried chicken livers and thighs – recipe
Liver is cheap, lean, nutrient-rich and quick to cook. Children may not find that argument compelling, but batter the livers and deep-fry them, and you should win out
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Absolute crap. He'd wake up at 4am if he was asleep at that time.Her 10 year old is asleep by 7.15. BUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIT
It's my most favourite word & is reserved for only the most deserving of Jesus's sunbeams
SB probably isn’t even there, hence no tea
Ok this puppy stuff has really annoyed me. I'm trying to make a conscious effort on here not to talk about myself too much cos I feel like i do a lot and I don't want to come across as a JM style me me me type but I can't help it on this topic. I rescued an abused puppy a few years ago, he was 9 months old - 
i have a friend who works as a vet receptionist. He had been dumped in a pet carry crate on the front doorstep of the surgery. He had been beaten, he was far too thin and he was terrified. She told me, I took him in as there was a chance he might have been put to sleep as he was quite bitey. However - I was not in the position to keep him, renting, full time job etc. He went to stay with my parents and 3 years later is a paid up member of the Cow family. It breaks my heart that he is not with me every day but I get to see him often. Anyway my point is he was so so much work for probably the first year they had him - making a traumatised dog trust you (not to mention all the training!) is incredibly hard,and this was my retired parents who had no other real commitments. How dare she talk about taking on a rescue dog when she would never ever give them the time and dedication they need?? (BTW my pup is now the most loving delightful thing you could imagine and all the cow family adore him)
i have a friend who works as a vet receptionist. He had been dumped in a pet carry crate on the front doorstep of the surgery. He had been beaten, he was far too thin and he was terrified. She told me, I took him in as there was a chance he might have been put to sleep as he was quite bitey. However - I was not in the position to keep him, renting, full time job etc. He went to stay with my parents and 3 years later is a paid up member of the Cow family. It breaks my heart that he is not with me every day but I get to see him often. Anyway my point is he was so so much work for probably the first year they had him - making a traumatised dog trust you (not to mention all the training!) is incredibly hard,and this was my retired parents who had no other real commitments. How dare she talk about taking on a rescue dog when she would never ever give them the time and dedication they need?? (BTW my pup is now the most loving delightful thing you could imagine and all the cow family adore him)
The x3 Dysons are in the west wing, and she can’t be arsed to scamper over there.
Louisa is in an unstable orbit of the friendzone, a crash into ChaosCoupledom cannot be ruled out.
She won't listen to anyone and she will get a dog it will chew everything that is dear( expensive) to her and she will grumble like the Grinch about how unfair it all is and that even her dog doesn't want her to have nice things.
I hope she gets her book stuff sorted and perhaps joins tinder.
I hope she gets her book stuff sorted and perhaps joins tinder.
You can’t toddle off on the sleeper on a whim when you have a dog.
Well she can just let her dad or whoever she dumped the cat on that time, dogsit as well. That's the thing with Jack Monroe, she's very lucky in that she ALWAYS had family members around to help
Wait. What does everyone else do to the kitchen floor at the end of the day? Hoover every night?
I don’t get why she’s mopping as well. Probs to make out she does loads more than everyone else, but I do a quick sweep of the kitchen floor. It gets loads of food crap on it
All this dog talk, it's just occurred to me to ask what her existing pets are eating during this self imposed £20 a week food shop???
aye, but then you remember where he's been. and that time he wrote Insania. he's made some bad choicesYou can’t dislike that gif it’s mesmerising
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