Jack Monroe #79 Big mistake. Big. HUGE.

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I can’t figure out to quote from the previous thread but before she posted this (screengrab by @Silver Linings) she very quickly posted and deleted the same thing but that she was going to put her electric heater/fire on and bring down one of her old double electric blankets down to put on the sofa 😳.

I’m guessing she deleted as aren’t electric fires etc expensive to run? And I guess most people who have experience of working for the fire service don’t recommend using electric blankets like that!
 

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Deffo she’snotveganishanymore and never really was. Much to the chagrin of her vegan followers.
 
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I assume the polls to vote on should really be titled

attention pay meee attention

in my opinion of course
 
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If she is really that cold go fetch your duvet down and snuggle under it for duck sake of just wack the heat on for an hour it's won't cost that much and if you shut all doors it will keep the heat up for a while.
 
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Lovely new thread @Pocahontas thank you. Jack also got the nation using #POBP the cheeky little goblin.

at the end of the last thread there I noticed @Fraggle has a profile pic that I couldn’t discern whether it’s of some unruly labia or cheap wet ham and reader on zooming in...I’m still not sure

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Alan 😂😂 my oldest was looking over my shoulder at my phone 😂
What’s that?????
Ham, it’s ham, it’s ham! It’s ham!
 
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For one horrific moment there I thought Jack had turned to onlyfans to pay her rent.
 
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How far are we away from the bullshit book deadline?

As others have said, she’s bad enough begging for money, but to pretend that a ten year old boy is getting a week's worth of food there is dangerous. As we have seen, lots of her followers hang on her every flowery adjective, and might be impressionable enough to think that their own 10 year olds can get by on 200-300 calories a day.

I have boys the same kind of age. Full fat milk, real butter, cream, healthy fats like avocados, coconut milk etc etc etc form an important part of their diets. They’re not on bleeping slimming World! My kids are very active, and don’t have a roll of fat between them, so it’s not like they’re being over fed. Every morning they share a platter of fruit, then will have either a bowl of porridge or scrambled/poached eggs on wholewheat toast, sometimes bacon pancakes, or crepes. I do them a huge packed lunch each, full of fruit, salad, and something warm to go with.

Dinner my kids have things like today - a huge roast. Brisket cooked down with red wine, goose fat roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, carrots and parsnips cooked in butter and oil. They had a home made sticky toffee pudding with cream for dessert, and this evening after a bath they’ve just had cheese on toast. They only drink water and don’t eat tit like ‘maize snacks’. I only buy very high welfare organic meat, and cook it to go far. I buy organic low nitrate bacon, organic free range eggs.

She should be looking for workarounds to get people eating better quality food and produce from the UK/local, rather than ordering the plebs to eat eyelid sausages and low calorie tasteless slop for a growing boy. She also neglects to mention that he’s probably hardly ever there! So she not only is lying about only spending £20 a week in the first place, for him it’s not even a full week. Show me a ten year old that isn’t permanently ravenous, please! I know they can be fussy, but they’re literally growing like weeds at this age and will eat accordingly. When I make a lasagne, properly cooked down glossy ragu, with proper creamy béchamel (sorry Jack, I know it’s maverick), I make a salad on the side, and my kids still have 2 portions each. If I pick them up from school without at least an apple or banana each they are practically howling all the way home. If I get a chance to, before I pick them up, I’ve been making hot chocolate and taking it down to school in a thermos. Banana, hot chocolate. Literally gets them by for about an hour before they’re at the satsumas and plums and getting under my feet while I do dinner.

Sorry, that’s turned into a scathing essay called “Kids Eat. A Lot”.
Your house and overall approach to parenting sounds amazing, wish I'd grown up with you as my parent!

Totally agree with this, I have a nearly 18 month old who is always HANGRY. Has to have a big breakfast (toast with peanut butter, omelette or porridge fingers, always with fruit on the side and a huge beaker of whole milk), lunch is vegetable and cheese muffins or savoury veg pancakes, or pitta breads with cheese and houmous, then dinner is whatever we're having (curries, soups etc) often with a big dollop of full fat natural yoghurt on top. Has fruit or whole-wheat crackers for snacks. We're raising him veggie so determined to fill him with as much protein as possible, and yet he always grabs more off our plates! All really low-budget, mostly all made from scratch.

He's a skinny boy (on the 25th centile) but would throw the mother of all meltdowns if he had to live on portions as small of SB's rations.

Anyway, back to Grunka-ing.
 
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has anyone had any luck with one of those giant turkey legs? I roasted one ages ago , it wasn't great tasting and was very difficult to eat as it is was full of sinew and hard and dry.
 
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🌚🌚🌕 Full moon on Thursday! This is going to play havoc with the book deadline!!!

Also, marvellous recap, @Pocahontas !!! I look forward to them so much!
 
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I wonder if she will surprise us all and the manuscript and book will be ready early, she's will have been bleeping with us all and it will actually be well researched and written in a clear and concise way, no word vomit no bias, just pure interesting facts...

Or perhaps I will wake up?
 
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has anyone had any luck with one of those giant turkey legs? I roasted one ages ago , it wasn't great tasting and was very difficult to eat as it is was full of sinew and hard and dry.
I'm glad you asked this! I bought one to slow cook for my dogs 🙈. Honestly, it was in the slow cooker for ages and was as tough as an old boot! Could hardly get the meat off the bone.
 
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Jack ditch the granny undies for thermals if it is that cold. Hell even sell a side board for a Selkbag and you can survive in the arctic.

Her shopping has been ridiculous lately, this is not how genuinely poor people shop, just Jack because she really does not know what it is like. She would be far better to be honest about her budget and where she really buys the food she eats. She could use her profile to show people how to buy quality ethical products that you can stretch to 2-4 family meals. Also focus on seasonal foods, Aldi and Lidl often feature seasonal fruit and veg for example. She never takes into account supermarket deserts, rural poverty or fuel poverty either. Her so call tips are utter shite.
 
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It’s amazing that she sees meal planning as anything worth talking about, or some sort of code she’s cracked (“my weird ways”) - suspect she’s so used to buying whatever takes her fancy off Ocado this feels like that celeb SAS show now.
 
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I think I know why she is so cold too. Probably sitting on her lazy arse writing her book twittering all day and not getting enough exercise will lead to poor circulation which leaves one more prone to feeling the cold. When you have a school run for hyper boys and a toddler to chase all day you don't feel cold for long. Then add on all the housework (honestly my laundry bag is never empty) and actual cooking and baking over a hot hob and oven and bingo it's practically a sauna! I bet she really is sad enough to sit between her two phones all day and half the night. She is a professional tweeter and expects to be paid for it.
 
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I think I know why she is so cold too. Probably sitting on her lazy arse writing her book twittering all day and not getting enough exercise will lead to poor circulation which leaves one more prone to feeling the cold. When you have a school run for hyper boys and a toddler to chase all day you don't feel cold for long. Then add on all the housework (honestly my laundry bag is never empty) and actual cooking and baking over a hot hob and oven and bingo it's practically a sauna! I bet she really is sad enough to sit between her two phones all day and half the night. She is a professional tweeter and expects to be paid for it.
Yeah she wangs on about pretty much every detail of her life but never mentions housework/laundry (which is never ending) 🤔 x
 
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