Isn’t writing a blog post on how to eat a random combination of randomly reduced price items a bit like writing a blog post on how to win the lottery....
it's a fucking classic. so brazen.I'm still not over finding the Burberry scarf in the mud. Can we have proof please Jack. There is no way that you, who documents every mundane life event possible on your social media, never mentioned this before. And how did you get it looking so NEW? Here for the miraculous cleaning tips xx
I think it looks fucking horrible! Soft cheese and lentils and chunks of red pepper bleugh. That red pepper ain’t chargrilled.It looks edible, I agree - in that it doesn’t immediately bring me out in a cold sweat while mouthing, ‘Why?’.
Nothing she makes ever looks delicious though, or mouth-watering. The most we can call it is ‘edible’. As in, if I had to eat it or die, I guess I’d eat it
They are as grilled as Brenda’s sausies from the other night. Ugh, I missed the lentil component.I think it looks fucking horrible! Soft cheese and lentils and chunks of red pepper bleugh. That red pepper ain’t chargrilled.
Here’s the footage.I'm still not over finding the Burberry scarf in the mud. Can we have proof please Jack. There is no way that you, who documents every mundane life event possible on your social media, never mentioned this before. And how did you get it looking so NEW? Here for the miraculous cleaning tips xx
so much unnecessary crap! It’s like she’s purposely making it shit at this point. Mr Blurst is currently making us proper carbonara- it smells delicious and I can’t wait to eat it , sparing a thought for poor Mrs J 1, 2 and 3... all of whom didn’t ever get to experience such a feeling.They are as grilled as Brenda’s sausies from the other night. Ugh, I missed the lentil component.
Can you imagine the sinking feeling in the Monroe household whenever Jack shouts 'dinner's ready'?so much unnecessary crap! It’s like she’s purposely making it shit at this point. Mr Blurst is currently making us proper carbonara- it smells delicious and I can’t wait to eat it , sparing a thought for poor Mrs J 1, 2 and 3... all of whom didn’t ever get to experience such a feeling.
Also COCONUT MILK!!I'm bored so I made a little list of all the ingredients she admitted to using this week that weren't included on her blasted stock take:
Soy sauce
Soya milk
Skimmed milk
Pasta
Lentils
Red pepper
Kale
Mustard
Oil
Eggs
Soft cream cheese (> a metric ton)
Tesco Finest Sardines
Bottled Lemon Juice
Black pepper
Crunchie
Leeks
I'm still not over finding the Burberry scarf in the mud. Can we have proof please Jack. There is no way that you, who documents every mundane life event possible on your social media, never mentioned this before. And how did you get it looking so NEW? Here for the miraculous cleaning tips xx
So what would happen if every single one of us initiated that search?But what does it say for our dear heart when our little group is her second most popular search term, above her recipes?
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When I worked as a TA in a primary school yeeeears ago, we went on a trip to Tesco. Highlight was going into their giant walk in freezer.A school trip to a slurry pit?! Kids today don't know how good they've got it, honest to god.
And rice I think. (She served the sausages on it).Can you imagine the sinking feeling in the Monroe household whenever Jack shouts 'dinner's ready'?
Also COCONUT MILK!!
On her Facebook page she says that the pasta dish has chargrilled red pepper sauce but there are clearly just chunks of un chargrilled peppers in bothand here's dinner with answers to our queries! that pasta ain't smartprice
oh, that's not actually dinner...? was that last night's then?
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It genuinely makes me feel sad to imagine! She was always going on about how Louisa was a crap cook but I bet she just insisted on being control of the cooking at all timesCan you imagine the sinking feeling in the Monroe household whenever Jack shouts 'dinner's ready'?
Also COCONUT MILK!!
Can't stand this bollocks. You mean you didn't make enough and those eating were still hungry.Served two and we both kind of wished I’d made a bit more of it
Rice was on the receipt, I just had a quick look. But cereal/porrige/bircher wasn't, which she says they have for breakfast. I'm sure loads more this is just the first stuff that springs to mind.And rice I think. (She served the sausages on it).
Yes. Also she said they both have crisps for lunch every day, but she only bought 12 packets (edited - I was wrong about the number of packets)Rice was on the receipt, I just had a quick look. But also cereal/porrige/bircher wasn't, which she says they have for breakfast. I'm sure loads more this is just the first stuff which springs to mind.
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