I see you lot have been edging into my niche again whilst I've been bravely battling the infected hordes singlehanded (well, checking their temperatures, telling them they're fine and sending them back to Maths, at any rate).
All the food is brown (all the food is brown)
And the rat tail's grey (don't believe what I say)
I've been for a walk (have you seen my celery stalks?)
On an Autumn day (Waitrose, so far away)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If you would only pay. (make your pledges today)
Edinburgh dreamin' (Cotswold sideboard dreamin')
On such an Autumn day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, they got down on their knees (just use any cheese)
And demanded to pay ('cos they believe what I say)
You know the Preacher makes the sauce (blend it 'til it's slop)
With the spunk from a horse (I'm the 19th most important gay)
Edinburgh dreamin' (Edinburgh dreamin')
On such an Autumn day