Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

[Traazers]

The baby has started sleeping through the night (praise be)

-ANs! Praise BEANS!

Thankyou x

 

[Silver Linings]

Was soy sauce on her receipt? And by 'pork' does she mean those sausages again?

It looks like bacon zoomed in so I imagine it’s what she delighted in sorting through to find the chunks and scraps.

 

[MrsOgre]

She’s so tweety tweety at the mo. Lovely family dinnertime. View attachment 253719

I know others have already said this but he definitely ain't there

 

[Walkdengirl]

@blurstoftimes For some reason I can't post an insta link (am probably being dense) but there's a link to the olive semifreddo on the second comment here https://profile.theguardian.com/user/id/10074495?page=4

It's gone! Quelle surprise

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's gone! Quelle surprise

It's still coming up for me - oh, this palaver may be because her insta's still private?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She’s so tweety tweety at the mo. Lovely family dinnertime. View attachment 253719

 

[Pocahontas]

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Because SB loves bacon. We get it. Jesus bleeping wept, Jack.

Enough with the pork stuff. That is a serious amount of pig consumed this week. Surprised she didn’t buy any cheap wet ham as well.

Another piece of fiction about SB there as well, I see.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Well I'm watching ina garten and loving every moment of it! She truly enjoys what she cooks, and I can testify that her recipes are dead easy (and they're not that expensive to make, and they serve lots of people)

 

[HarderFaster]

If I had a chapter - let alone an entire BOOK - due in just over two weeks, and my boss or the publisher got wind that I was a) still doing pretty basic research and b) said research was WIKIPEDIA, I'd be jobless before you could say "plenty of black pepper".

Her work ethic is truly terrible. Shoddy. No wonder she has to use such frilly language laden with metaphor: the content is weak as a (bandy-legged) kitten.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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She doesn't know what 'siesta' means, then?

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Wah wah.

Can keep cats, rabbits, randomly paint a shed, co-host television programmes but can't have a chicken.

 

[HarderFaster]

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[BeautifulTrauma]

Apologies if someone has already mentioned it, but this was JM a mere few weeks ago in her R&P number. twit. Lying twit.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Well I'm watching ina garten and loving every moment of it! She truly enjoys what she cooks, and I can testify that her recipes are dead easy (and they're not that expensive to make, and they serve lots of people)

I LOVE her. Everything about her show Barefoot Contessa is so soothing and relaxing to watch

 

[Fruitjack]

The ‘sure Jan’ always makes me laugh even though I have no idea where it’s from. Don’t ruin it by telling me.

 

[Pocahontas]

The ‘sure Jan’ always makes me laugh even though I have no idea where it’s from. Don’t ruin it by telling me.

I have to. Please let me.

Spoiler: The Secret of Sure Jan

The Brady Bunch

 

[Debarkle]

Enough with the pork stuff. That is a serious amount of pig consumed this week. Surprised she didn’t buy any cheap wet ham as well.

Another piece of fiction about SB there as well, I see.

There was some 90p luncheon meat on her receipt so I think there was

 

[Lanie]

When I was in Spain when we had siestas we napped. Imagine napping all evening. No wonder she howling in the wee hours. She's all slept out.

 

[Apricotarm]

Apparently not only is her labia unruly, her boobies are flying around all over the place. I am guessing some sort of helicopter motion.

I just had a vision of Kenny Everett doing an impression of her “in the best possible taste!”