Well spotted!Sorry to be an arse and quote myself but she's removed the Like....
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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If she was going for a #spon #collab #brand partner then I think that’s flown out of the window.
Sat down to dinner at ten to five. Bonkers. And phone in hand, as per.
Told you....is just going to be facts and figures she's Googled (because Wikipedia is such a reliable source
)Then it will just be page after page of unsubstantiated poverty tales.
Ending with predictions of food riots.
Oh, and obviously her elongated version of 'Potatoes' as a first chapter.
What a cheery Christmas gift!
Well spotted!
Dearie me, though, it is truly crap that she’s using Wikipedia as a source.
The thought of the salt content of that meal is frightening me.
I find it quite disturbing that she is comparing her boobs to kittens, given what happened with poor Sophie Ellis Pretzel.
Tidied up after herself? Has she furloughed the cleaner?
Will the suffering never end? Truly this is the worst kind of torture?
She should include this tale of woe in her poverty porn monstrosity. Oh wait, she probably has
Because SB loves bacon. We get it. Jesus bleeping wept, Jack.
Doesn't she know that your boobs are forever changing so her old R and p bras should be of no use now if gifted.
I get measured about every 8 months to a year as apparently I am freak woman who actually likes wearing a bra.
Hopefully
@blurstoftimes For some reason I can't post an insta link (am probably being dense) but there's a link to the olive semifreddo on the second comment here https://profile.theguardian.com/user/id/10074495?page=4
Yeah, okay Jack, you have boobsJack has boobs. Boobs! Wahey, matey! Phwoar etc.
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Brassieres.
Did you get those from John Lewis as well as everything else?She’s so tweety tweety at the mo. Lovely family dinnertime.
Was soy sauce on her receipt? And by 'pork' does she mean those sausages again?
So what are we saying the HUGE, and very very secretive photoshoot is for? Surely it's for...the book? Or maybe it's not actually a thing and she just wanted to bring up bras/her tits
‘Cheapo’. Keep aiming for that deal.
ANY job she will throw her cat balaclava into the ring won't she?
Food stylist......well, pick me obviously you've seen my body of work
Photographer.....I've got my own studio. Have you seen Celery, Edinburgh?
TV show.....I've had SO many offers but just waiting for the right thing to come along. I've done presenting courses and everything.
Nobody is going to hire you you self important numpty. They will hire people who have a bunch of experience and talent. Who are you?
Food stylist......well, pick me obviously you've seen my body of work
Photographer.....I've got my own studio. Have you seen Celery, Edinburgh?
TV show.....I've had SO many offers but just waiting for the right thing to come along. I've done presenting courses and everything.
Nobody is going to hire you you self important numpty. They will hire people who have a bunch of experience and talent. Who are you?
I am still disgusted by those sausages. ever wondered why there is no pork based pet food? because the lowest grade pork available goes, into those things. eating them as an adult out of choice and finances is fine but feeding them to a kid, as a subtle dig at implied poverty is just really bleeping low.
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