I think she may mean a single tube of tomato puree is as tomatoey as 8 tons of tomatoes.
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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Watered down purée does not replace tinned tomatoes. Never ever ever ever!
I wanted to make some clever joke playing on the reference to a wife, based on the "Mrs J" SHE LEFT saga but I'm not very witty, over to you fraus
I messaged a Scottish colleague a few months back and told them I’d put in so much weight that 20 firemen would have to winch me the through the roof. She was hysterical. I didn’t know why then, but I do now. The whole of the Scottish office do too.
Is this not like really patronising? When you’re on the bones of your arse picking them up from the food bank you don’t feel proud of them. She means she’s so happy she can show off that she’s used some value range stuff cos it backs up her crappy cosplay.
. so busy raging, she failed to engage brainDidn’t she buy coronation chicken and chips with her bus fare and scoop it up with her fingers, prior to her 70 mile walk home with her detested brother? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to have a guess at the photoshoot being for one of those companies that clean the bins for takeaways with high-pressure hoses.
She'll have collected the runoff in a bowl, laid mismatched cutlery across it and added the caption, "Bin Juice, SB declares it his favourite!"
She'll have collected the runoff in a bowl, laid mismatched cutlery across it and added the caption, "Bin Juice, SB declares it his favourite!"
As the nights draw in you can expect her to be having her tea at around 2pm to catch the light for the godawful tongue pics
Thank you! No wonder I couldn't comprehend ... what in the name of GOD is she blabbering about!!! Just no!!!
You must be mistaken, it's not like jackie has form for deleting actions on twitter. Totally out of character, dear heart.Sorry to be an arse and quote myself but she's removed the Like....
To be fair, my teen son, who is like a big, hirsute toddler at the moment, came out to me at about 4.30pm, wrapped in a blanket, saying he needed FOOD as he hadn't eaten ALL DAY and was practically fainting off. So he had his dinner early. Maybe SB is coming home from school hungry? (See how generous I can be 
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and was practically fainting off. So he had his dinner early. Maybe SB is coming home from school hungry? (See how generous I can be )That was THEN this is NOW
But it Isn't, not really.
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But tinned tomatoes are actual tomatoes. I give up.
It does if you like your food to have a soupy consistency.
That will NOT produce similar tomatoeyness to a tin of tomatoes, absolutely no way. And that’s even leaving aside the question of texture. She really doesn’t have a clue does she?
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RAPIDLY rounding tummy? Is she... Preggo??
Or did she scoff all four portions of lardy tuna??
If she married m night shyamalan she could be Ina night Garten
Oooh I love Ina Garten and Jeffrey. All that budder and 'erbs. And her lovely friend who comes to dress the table. Very soothing!
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