Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

[NellieBoo]

Is anyone running a book on what dinner will be? I'm hoping the opened tin of sardines will be used in something delicious. But possibly not as she's been BUSTED over them not being smart price

 

[Silver Linings]

Stop haunting us, Jack! Please, leave! Move on, you are not welcome. Taking the frauen’s jokes, answering our rhetorical questions.

Seriously, does anyone have a ouija board? We need a young priest and an old priest. The power of cabal compels you! The power of cabal compels you!

To continue in the Mean Girls trend -

 

[Alansbigplate]

Translation: Hello, I would like some attention please. And maybe someone could also tell me I have perky boobs???????

 

[Silver Linings]

Jack has boobs. Boobs! Wahey, matey! Phwoar etc.

Brassieres.

 

[FrumpyCat]

(She's going to be on twitter all day long)

(Also why ... )

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bet anything that she just printed one page and the rest are blank.

 

[hydeist]

Thread title suggestion:
Jack Monroe #78 a riff on slurry

I'm still a few pages behind so forgive me if the joke is already made but... a YIFF on slurry, please!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Was that broccoli cooked in lard?

 

[Malacandra]

From Victorian ghost to Victorian furry

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You guys are the best! Times have been pretty tough for me recently what with family stuff and my health, but I am always guaranteed a good chuckle serval times a day from you lot! (Spot the accidental mis-type which seemed appropriate)

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

 

[MancBee]

well.... View attachment 253574

duck me, does she admit to buying anything for herself. I have never known anyone to have received so many expensive presents. Me and my partner have a £20 limit on gifts for birthdays and Christmas. Although he can afford far more than I can, this agreement saves me feeling awkward.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

bet anything that she just printed one page and the rest are blank.

All the other pages are her Tattle print-outs

 

[Fruitjack]

That broccoli is in danger of looking edible so I suppose it’ll have a tin of peaches and some smart price caviare blended in shortly

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Scotty1976]

I mean, at least *some* look clean. Small mercies. But what is she doing with those other fingers??

Fingering leeks

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

well.... View attachment 253574

Partners who both objected to reaching past her knees to cop a feel it would seem..

 

[MooBelle]

Jack has boobs. Boobs! Wahey, matey! Phwoar etc.
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Brassieres.

Apparently not only is her labia unruly, her boobies are flying around all over the place. I am guessing some sort of helicopter motion.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Two - duck me! It's the sofas all over again!

 

[kachoochoo]

bet anything that she just printed one page and the rest are blank.

just behind that, you can see she's printed out the wikipedia entry for welfare state! so at least 2 pages and she's really going back to basics!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Scotty1976]

Fingering leeks....

Hi just saw this .I put this later I'm no copying you honestly