Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

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She might only eat high welfare meat. She feeds her child the shit.
I am thoroughly taking the piss, as I thoroughly expect JM to blame her autism for the lack of empathy and abrupt comments. My son has autism and although his autism may be the reason for certain behaviour, it is not an excuse for it.
 
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We'd be straight up there threatening legal action for theft of intellectual property Get your glad rags on Frauen und Herren, we're off to court.
A court date would be fabulous now we've got another 6 months of restrictions, a real fiesta to look forward to. Updating my outfit too, after 70 threads of hard consideration I've decided to become the ominous all watching mirror, plus a mother baby accessorising moment with the mini round mirror x



I Googled it and came up with "Porcine odorant binding protein"

Ohhh @NellieBoo you were fastest finger today! Faster than me by an hour!
the fact you couldn't put that being the reality past her
 
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STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander (check the tin pattern)

JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!
God, I love the Sherlock Fraus
 
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STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander (check the tin pattern)

JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!
Tesco FINEST I'm hooting. It gets better and better, honestly.

 
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Sorry to be a pain but how do we know they aren’t Asda ones? Help I’m being thick
Not being thick at all! The design is visible here in the red circle, just about:





And this is the Tesco tin for reference:



You can see from the green/brown bits on the edge that it's the same design.

ETA Oops, @LavaFlake had already answered this!
 
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Also I thought she didn't like coriander? So why has she bought sardines seasoned with the stuff?!
 
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Someone on Reddit posted a few months ago that they'd been to DiverXO in Madrid and the chef literally made the starter onto your hand... your mum would definitely not approve!

 
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I’m not too fond of being served food on a wooden board.
 
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Eww, that pic of the hand food is reminding me of the ‘shit on your hands & clap’ phrase.
Please let jack start doing this. It would beat even the Brenda hilarity.
 
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Of all the things to be caught out on, Tesco Finest tinned sardines in CORIANDER takes the biscuit (not that she’s eating these right now).
 
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Someone on Reddit posted a few months ago that they'd been to DiverXO in Madrid and the chef literally made the starter onto your hand... your mum would definitely not approve!

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She would probably throw it in the bin and ask for a plate. I love my dear old mum but she is hardwork when out for dinner.
 
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I think a new recipe for tripe is needed in these times of austerity. Boiled tripe in milk is absolutely foul.
 
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