Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

[Candytuft]

One of us is going to have to read this book, aren’t they ? Not the pie one, the OTHER ONE
Don’t ask me. SHANT.
I’ve suffered enough.

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

can you expand on that term? I know what uHaul is. I presume it means something like they move in with a new partner very quickly.

This. And I’d also like to caveat but saying I don’t approve of these kind of stereotypes and they aren’t true of everyone of course, but this is what Mx Monroe tends to do. I’m sure she has her reasons, but it does negatively perpetuate the stereotype.

 

[UnderTheRadar]

From Victorian ghost to Victorian furry

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Holy horsespunk macaroni that has finished me off

 

[lilamay]

Still on a Grunka, have been to see a very lovely gp today about my achy jaw, still ouchy but more manageable now with pain killers. Then this pops up. Just no, nope I am not that poorly that everything has to be blended up a la Cack.
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Glad it's a bit more manageable now with pain And that you don't have to resort to blended slop, praise beans!

 

[Veronicaaa]

But what is she doing with those other fingers??

Feeling up leeks.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Here's a little tidbit from her Allegra days:

MsJackMonroe orionthehunter
19 Mar 2015 12:35
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No. And as I have said many times before, I would not even consider entering That House until my children are older. At the moment I'm enjoying putting them to bed, reading them stories, cuddling them until they fall asleep, without writing off three evenings a week. Our family already has to plan our diaries with military precision, and there is more than enough evening work already. I also think that if people elect an MP they expect them to do their day to day constituency work, not gallivant about on television and up and down the country with cooking projects. So right now, no, I'm not looking to stand for Parliament, or council, or anything like it.

She'd been with her partner for five minutes and was already assuming the part of parent over the other child.

I thought she was talking about the Big Brother house to begin with ! Why is everything “that”

THAT man
THAT house
THAT pair of traazers
THAT pandemic
THAT clam like a clit....blah blah blah and on it goes

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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I am glad she's able to answer the door and open mail so easily because this is something which has been a continuous struggle for her

 

[Mustard]

She certainly seemed to move in quickly with Allegra, but left it a wee while with Louisa from what I read. No doubt others on here will know how long.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I mean, at least *some* look clean. Small mercies. But what is she doing with those other fingers??

Fingering leeks....

 

[Montrachet]

Still on a Grunka, have been to see a very lovely gp today about my achy jaw, still ouchy but more manageable now with pain killers. Then this pops up. Just no, nope I am not that poorly that everything has to be blended up a la Cack.
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Yeah, pain & suffering .... whatever. More importantly, what was the sex & denomination of the GP? Was coinage mentioned? These details are important.

 

[Chablis1]

Those nails

 

[Alansbigplate]

Now she can’t block people on the Ruby account because then it’s obviously her then?

I think from that comment it’s not her actually. She wouldn’t be that self aware.

I’m not even finding it funny like

 

[Scarletfever]

lunch is not (very) brown! but what soup? you're supposed to be writing, not making soup

and POBP? that's not gonna be a thing

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STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander (check the tin pattern)

JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!

 

[Walkdengirl]

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Wasn't that from the programme on dogging a few years ago?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I'll be selling signed copies a la Jack's postcards. Aff link in the bio x

Shockingly, you're providing Jack's Patreons with more JM content than Jack is

What would we do if she started printing these onto postcards to sell in her store ala "Celery, Dickensian London"

 

[MarmiteExtract]

STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander (check the tin pattern)

JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!

Good catch! Honestly, what is she like

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Unless she stuck that yellow sticker bagel in the freezer when she bought it on Sunday, it's going to be well on the turn!

 

[Walkdengirl]

I just love him, how proud must his Mum be? What an great role model for young people

I think he is fantastic, he has actually lived it for most of his life, unlike a certain person who did it for under a year

 

[MarmiteExtract]

What would we do if she started printing these onto postcards to sell in her store ala "Celery, Dickensian London"

We'd be straight up there threatening legal action for theft of intellectual property Get your glad rags on Frauen und Herren, we're off to court.

 

[kachoochoo]

STOP PRESS: These aren't the asda smart price sardines she bought as part of her £20 shop, they're Tesco finest sardines in chilli lime and coriander (check the tin pattern)

JM's being sneaky and irreverent again. Asda Smart price for SB only!

thank you! i'll admit i've spent far too long trying to triangulate the sardines. knew they weren't smartprice