Why would her land lord let her keep Cats IN the house, let her destroy the outside shed but not keep chickens outside? I think she’s too lazy to be arsed with chickens. If she was moma thrift, like she claims to be, she’d be growing all sort of veg in that massive garden, even in containers! She’s full of tit, basic lazy witch!
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
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I'm ready, coven!A court date would be fabulous now we've got another 6 months of restrictions, a real fiesta to look forward to. Updating my outfit too, after 70 threads of hard consideration I've decided to become the ominous all watching mirror, plus a mother baby accessorising moment with the mini round mirror x
the fact you couldn't put that being the reality past her
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Jack Monroe #78 a riff on slurry
Jack Monroe #78 a riff on slurry
Dear heart ... what ARE you?
I’ve just noticed this, very strange as if it’s true that she has that particular Tweeter blocked how can she see his comment? Surely she is also using “workarounds” (I.e. another account?) to view her own Tweets??
Half maincoone, half furry Monroe. I thought my outfit made that clear.
Also, what is she on about. Our planetary friend simply replied to someone replying to Jackie. This may come as a shock, but anyone can do that and it is not harassment.
Chef's kiss!
She must have seen the Ringed Planet's posts on here if she had him blocked... Hiya, Jack 
I hope your Tesco Finest sardines were a lovely supplement to your £20 Smartprice week challenge
I hope your Tesco Finest sardines were a lovely supplement to your £20 Smartprice week challenge
For a “specialist” Furry site?
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Don't' worry, dear heart, just dig out one of your Ribgy & Peller numbers. If you can't find them, check the sideboard.
Translation: Hello, I would like some attention please. And maybe someone could also tell me I have perky boobs???????
Anyway. No votes for dinner. What will it be...sausages again
and send me free expensive bras. Griftingly yours, a boobie named Jack
Right if we are doing outfits I want to be jacks hair aka kumquat aka furry boo
She's going to have to put a bra on for a photoshoot? How will she cope??
Not like she's got to go to work in a uniform (police, paramedic, nurse, firefighter.....take your pick) plus full PPE on top of that.
I pray she has a holiday booked afterwards for recovery time!
She's not like other girls, our little maverick let's her wonderful 32Ds (or whatever she once said... I'm not doing a Stuart) run free! Not wearing a bra doesn't need to be part of your personality, hun x
Fraus, these threads are moving at alarming speeds..
Anyway, the last page of #64 has made me CRY with laughter. It literally snowballed, one excellent post after another, after another.
Also, Eamonn's distant cousin. What a cracker
Anyway, the last page of #64 has made me CRY with laughter. It literally snowballed, one excellent post after another, after another.
Also, Eamonn's distant cousin. What a cracker
Hope she doesn't have any Australian followers, 'Rooting' means shagging in 'Strayan and gives that sentence a whole new meaning........
Wonder how the promotion of out of date food will go down with the ‘live, laugh, love’ lot though if the salmonella hits? ‘Suffer, puke, fume’. Jack will be able to claim it was nothing to do with her though obvs, she’d lost ‘full use’ of her hands and duck off thankyou.
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