Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

[Themaninblack]

It took me a second, but i believe it's Plenty Of Black Pepper... see, it's not a thing

Yes!! And a clear wink at Tattle, surely?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Stop trying to make fetch POBP happen.

That looks suspiciously like butter on the mouldy bagel. But of course, she doesn't have butter. Could it be ... LARD?

Any excuse to use a Mean Girls gif

 

[Mustard]

She was Perpetuating the harmful “u-haul lesbian” stereotype as always

can you expand on that term? I know what uHaul is. I presume it means something like they move in with a new partner very quickly.

 

[kachoochoo]

ooh, soup must be for dinner! chowder was on the poll the other day!

but she's used up the tuna and broccoli ... so i can only assume it's salmon paste and peanut chowder

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[xoxo]

 

[Silver Linings]

and........

Ffs Jack. ETA - Jinx @xoxo

 

[Lanie]

Or just send it back to the bloke who wrote it so he can resell it. Didn't she say you get peanuts for royalties, surely better in his pocket than just given away?

 

[xoxo]

WASH YOUR bleeping HANDS FOR duck’S SAKE JACK

ETA Silver Linings and me are clearly on the same page with this!

 

[MancBee]

(She's going to be on twitter all day long)

(Also why ... )

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She is doing all that research in one day, hoping to retain all that information to write her book. It would take someone weeks to properly read and absorb everything in those publications. She can not seriously expect to write a book that will be of any use to anyone if that is the level of her "research".

 

[crystaleyesd]

WASH YOUR bleeping HANDS FOR duck’S SAKE JACK

ETA Silver Linings and me are clearly ok the same page with this!

tbf they're MUCH cleaner than the last time we saw them up close. She must have washed her hands maybe...three days ago?? #babysteps

 

[MarmiteExtract]

No no no no NO.

That proper gives me the heebie-jeebies.

From Victorian ghost to Victorian furry

 

[Pocahontas]

They’re all different lengths and states of cleanliness ...

 

[Cookiecookie]

She should go to the co-op and get their freezer deal for the week.

That's too much like what an actual poor would do though, isn't it? Not Jack's made up slop eating version of what people eat (bet SB would actually love it if she did, mind you!)

 

[I’MBUSY!]

They’re all different lengths and states of cleanliness ...

I mean, at least *some* look clean. Small mercies. But what is she doing with those other fingers??

 

[Alansbigplate]

Hmm; I'm not so sure. My shenanigans radar is beeping - I have a convoluted hunch but very circumstantial proof. And I could be wrong. Oh well.

Britney looking confused but kinda following

 

[MrsOgre]

Still on a Grunka, have been to see a very lovely gp today about my achy jaw, still ouchy but more manageable now with pain killers. Then this pops up. Just no, nope I am not that poorly that everything has to be blended up a la Cack.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Did she reply to her own column? I have honestly never seen that before, normally the writer of the column just puts it out there and that's it, unless they do it under a fake name.

Jay rayner will occasionally reply to commentators, but he's not a twit when he does.

 

[Pocahontas]

From Victorian ghost to Victorian furry

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Marmite!!! Don’t ever stop!

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Marmite!!! Don’t ever stop!

I'll be selling signed copies a la Jack's postcards. Aff link in the bio x