Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[bignose28]

I am new to Tattle. Should I follow the Jack Monroe threads from the start

Only if you want to be lost forever down an inescapable black-time-hole from which you will never escape. So sure, why not

 

[Silver Linings]

Yes! Should be in the kitchen, where SB can share the cookies from it Although, like @Silver Linings, I reckon she's using it as a kitty and has stashed it with cash.

SB’s is full of sausages.

 

[Ninch55]

Who the duck keeps tampons in a jar on their bookshelves?!

An utter twit

 

[MooBelle]

SB’s is full of sausages.

That he had to buy himself with his own pocket money....

 

[Alansbigplate]

Off topic but I do the same thing with a bit of banana to get my bun to take her worming stuff
To keep it on topic - remember the revolting banana peel ketchup JM made? Sometimes you can just not use every part of the food, lady.

I read this as you stick banana up your bum

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

This was when she was due to be on Newsnight in front of her bookshelf, if I remember correctly (her spot was cancelled?).

 

[Mokie]

Still GK’ling

@Veronicaaa

I’m flabbergasted honestly

And disgusted that she thinks its ok to feed her son crap food when she’s got a house full of expensive furniture and an Emin hung up in the bog. I get there is a place for cheap food/clothes but sometimes it’s about choices. You can’t justify feeding your kid crap when you have made the choice to spend your money on a Smeg, John Lewis hammock etc.

 

[I steal names]

When was the last time she was on TV, was it lingreenie in the shed?

 

[Scarletfever]

I always get the feeling she's sub tweeting exes. It's really quite mad to think that someone could go from living with a real, proper chef, to feeding her child eyelid bollock sausages. Surely Allegra taught her a thing or two about using decent meat and ingredients?

I have one of the Leon cookbooks and it is really good on simple tasty dishes. Not a mechanically recovered bollock in sight.

Poor lad has no consistent messages re food. One minute mum's a vegan, guilting him over his sausages, the next she's filling him with wet lunch meat and plastic cheese.

 

[crystaleyesd]

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This was when she was due to be on Newsnight in front of her bookshelf, if I remember correctly (her spot was cancelled?).

Stuffed narwhal??? 90% vegan...

ETA: Just realised she probably means a toy, not a full on taxidermied sea creature

 

[Debarkle]

We have a big orange pine wardrobe (90s spectacular) that I'm dying to paint over. You're right, when redone in the colours you like, it's totally that kind of look you get from Cotswold stuff. We have one item from there, I'm kind of embarrassed to say, but furnishing multiple rooms with it is really strange to me. It's like trying to find your personality or style from *stuff*. Our house is an acquired taste, I'd say, strong/dark colours, sort of mish mash of what we like. But IMO that's what makes your home yours. I don't expect everyone to like it nor do I care if they do or not.

We also have one piece of Cotswold furniture (medium size wine rack). I think was £200 a couple of years ago which was at the very top of what we wanted to pay. But it is vvv good quality and complements our 8year old Ikea dining table very well! It’s definitly mixing and matching though and we can see with our own eyes Jack has no style.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Dear gods, I just use the mirrored doors on the IKEA bathroom cabinets...

Scum. Subhuman scum. Now get to duck x

 

[UnderTheRadar]

That he had to buy himself with his own pocket money....

Correct me if I’m wrong Frauen but did she not take SB to an abattoir or at least tell him all about it? Then she’s traumatising him with the same product that she was so against?! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!!!

 

[DaisyJay]

Was the Czech tweet meant to be a DM do you think... a nightly check in (sorry!) with a potential paramour?

Also, the new ethical book... I think Gizzi's book due later this year is covering off a similar theme https://www.waterstones.com/book/restore/gizzi-erskine/9780008375690

 

[Eyelid sausages]

Hi Fraus, I stumbled here by accident, but my eyes are truly open now. It was the black eye thing which really gave me the kick I needed to stop following JM's SM, and come over here to the cabal.
Now duck off x

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

When was the last time she was on TV, was it lingreenie in the shed?

Yes, but SHE'S TAKING A BREAK FROM TV.

 

[lilamay]

Correct me if I’m wrong Frauen but did she not take SB to an abattoir or at least tell him all about it? Then she’s traumatising him with the same product that she was so against?! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!!!

She tells him about her visit there in this blog post

He would have been about 8 then

 

[Ninch55]

‘The agency of his body’ - pretentious cow

 

[I steal names]

We also have one piece of Cotswold furniture (medium size wine rack). I think was £200 a couple of years ago which was at the very top of what we wanted to pay. But it is vvv good quality and complements our 8year old Ikea dining table very well! It’s definitly mixing and matching though and we can see with our own eyes Jack has no style.

We have a telly unit. It's the first solid wooden one I've ever had. Astonished at Jack getting one of their sideboards into her house on her own though, two delivery guys brought ours in, and it was probably half the weight of her beloved 93kg sideboards

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Both!
I used to have 2 tabs open. One for the current threadand one for Grunkaling along x
If you do decide to skip ahead you must at least read Tread #31 where St Jackie graced us with her presence x

I can’t find thread #31.