Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[Bookweevil]

Why has it got fourteen legs

It is a soaked hen that was open to collab partnerships from serious (and SEVERE) enquirers.

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Still twatting on, batting back genuine concern from others that it’s not actually alcohol free and that she’s monitoring it.

70ish (English) tweets today.

I hope these people he’s reached out to are like ‘Jack Monroe? That bleeping monstrosity of a lying twitter shambles? Get to absolute duck x’

It is a hen that was open to collab partnerships from serious (and SEVERE) enquirers.

It appears to have some extra bones in its feeeeeeet

 

[NellieBoo]

Ooh. Kombucha with a hint of fear from the roulette of Cereus Bacillus poisoning from toasted and fermented rice. Excellent.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

I hope these people he’s reached out to are like ‘Jack Monroe? That bleeping monstrosity of a lying twitter shambles? Get to absolute duck x’

You’d have to think that any chance of a “collab” (bleurgh) absolutely anywhere is now very remote. She shot herself in the foot with Sainsbury’s, is a twitter (and therefore reputational ) nightmare and any background research will quickly uncover The Mavens. Anyone with any sense will give her a wide berth, esp where their own money is concerned

 

[MooBelle]

duck off, bleep. (Sorry Frauen for my disgraceful language.)

I applaud the choice of language.
Sometimes is just necessary.

 

[BashmentLady]

Has one go at making kombucha and is now an expert looking for mass production.

I made one good curry so really open to the BashmentLady chain of curryhouses opening up across Europe. Any dear heart investors dm me.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Didn't she say when she moved in to the crappy bungalow, it was the first place she had lived where she got to design the kitchen? So why did she chose a tiny crappy electric oven?

It's one of those portable ones, it's been pictured in the past, it lives on top of her microwave in a very unstable (wobbly) stack.

I have no idea why the proper oven in the kitchen doesn't work properly, Surely her landlord should sort it out for her?

 

[Alansbigplate]

You’d have to think that any chance of a “collab” (bleurgh) absolutely anywhere is now very remote. She shot herself in the foot with Sainsbury’s, is a twitter (and therefore reputational ) nightmare and any background research will quickly uncover The Mavens. Anyone with any sense will give her a wide berth, esp where their own money is concerned

a quick google ‘Jack Monroe kombucha’ ‘Jack Monroe alcohol’ and it’s a no-no surely

 

[Satisfying Click]

I wish I had the deluded self-confidence to reach out to industry experts after making a batch of darjeeling vinaigrette

 

[Alansbigplate]

Has one go at making kombucha and is now an expert looking for mass production.

I made one good curry so really open to the BashmentLady chain of curryhouses opening up across Europe. Any dear heart investors dm me.

Look she just plays piano by ear, bashes out recipes that work first time, slays dragons, conquers fears and now is ready to release the first ever mom alcoholic whiskey I don’t know why you lot keep mithering on about things you know nothing about

ETA I’m leaving that mother bleeping typo in because LOL

 

[lanocciola]

So many things to say, but let's just address that she doesn't need "Asda plant-based mince" to make things vegan and nutritious. Lentils and textured soy protein work well and are cheaper. And buying crappy cheap meat but not eating it yourself doesn't make an ethical choice. The point is you financially supported industrial animal agriculture and also failed in teaching your kid about responsible consumption. But you all know this...

 

[MooBelle]

It's one of those portable ones, it's been pictured in the past, it lives on top of her microwave in a very unstable (wobbly) stack.

I have no idea why the proper oven in the kitchen doesn't work properly, Surely her landlord should sort it out for her?

What, her Dad?

 

[Toffee finger]

But.... there’s already alcohol free whiskey out there? Why does Jack always say she’s invented something without at the very least doing a 1 minute google search

 

[Steerpike88]

Deliberately destroying the economy benefits the rich, as when it crashes, they can buy up everything for cheap.

Another side of the same coin, if they know they are going to cause a hyperinflation, they can buy up sticks and shares before it happens, then sell them.

ah yes. Good old disaster capitalism. I'm sure JRMs dad wrote the book on that. Still don't think they want our economy to tank though. Maybe Jack's AF whiskey was foretold and Boris needs to stop the prophesy from coming true.

 

[kachoochoo]

Why has it got fourteen legs

smartprice gm chicken, innit.makes extra wafer thin slices

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

But.... there’s already alcohol free whiskey out there? Why does Jack always say she’s invented something without at the very least doing a 1 minute google search

But there isn’t alcohol free whiskey made by Jack out there.

 

[Walkdengirl]

She's such a pauper!

Her oven looks like a Belling, so around £650-£700. The only freestanding brands that are dearer are Stoves, Smegs and some fancy brand I've never heard of(going by Ao.com, I've not looked on John Lewis!). It's not a crappy little oven, it's still a fairly decent one. Dearer than mine, yet even mine isn't a crappy little one either.

Seriously, what does she want out of life other than the most expensive, materialistic crap?

She doesn't use that one, she uses a plug in portable one

 

[bananasplit88]

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If she's referring to the bottles of cloudy brown stuff that resembled an octogenarian's urine sample mid-UTI, I think she can rest easy. Ain't nobody gonna steal the recipe for that tit!

 

[Bwidge]

I think I have been 🔺️. I made a sausage and bean stew this evening. It was really nice. I didn't think to fry my sausages or veg in lard though. I did actually fry some Linda McCartney ones in lard once, just because I was feeling rebellious. They were still disappointing.

 

[Emmapism]

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.... What could it be fraus.... Such tension...

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SO PROFESH *scampers off to do another chaos teeheehee*

So I posted that very same gif and said 'Jack ignoring her book deadline' or something similar last thread.

I AM RAGING. I have a sense of humour. You are a gif thief! Thieeeeeeeeeeeefffffff!