Great name and picture. Welcome, Frau.
Those thread titlesSince so many of the new people (welcome) have mentioned googling about black eye-gate, I decided to take a look at google trends.
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Lol dear Marmite didn’t you tell her to absolutely get to fuck when she did come? I remember reading it at the time during a work call thinking ooh these people are being a bit rude to her and talking about ice lollies and now I’m like ‘get to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’I would so love it if she came back
I always hear this as though it’s being said by Paul Whitehouse.I'm now saying 'TAMPONS? In a PINEAPPLE?' in my 'TRAAZERS? On a BIRD?' voice.
Would you tell anyone you failed to make a sandwich in a shed and the only people watching were Fraus?Why does she never plug the work that she does? Her Hellman’s gig was barely spoken about on Twitter.
I didn’t think of it like that. Holy fuck. Sorry.Like a mini mutiny!
Joking aside, that whole taking him to an abattoir bollocks was almost certainly a dig at the dad.
SB will be eating properly at his house, not whatever bandwagon his mother is on.
Again, I can only compare it to my Narc upbringing and feel sorry for the poor kid. She will have denied him the sausages and MADE him walk to the shop. Quite possibly crying and confused at the end of another cruel narc game that she gleefully gloated about in that blog thingy.
You won't eat my slop? Then you must be punished and then I will shame you and there is nothing your Daddy can do to stop it.
Also, I'm pretty sure you can't just rock up to an abattoir and look round, especially with an 8 yo child. Even if you could (you can't) what kind of sick fuck would do that?
I hope to fuck it isn't Sophie pretzels ashes if she got her crematedMay be she uses it for putting( non biscuit) things in?
Haha no, I don't think so! I did ask her some Very Important Questions that she refused to answer and told her we weren't forcing her to stay, but I definitely didn't tell her to shove it.Lol dear Marmite didn’t you tell her to absolutely get to fuck when she did come? I remember reading it at the time during a work call thinking ooh these people are being a bit rude to her and talking about ice lollies and now I’m like ‘get to fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’
I’ll have to re-read it; there were some epic responses to her and I’m retrospectively v proudHaha no, I don't think so! I did ask her some Very Important Questions that she refused to answer and told her we weren't forcing her to stay, but I definitely didn't tell her to shove it.
OMFG! It’s all going to get very Tales of the Unexpected.I've just horrified myself with the thought that the Bedroom Pussy Jar is where "Monsieur Jacques" resides...
Scratch that. We don’t want to know the things they’ve seen!OMFG! It’s all going to get very Tales of the Unexpected.
If only those Cotswold Company sideboards could talk...
Some of my favourite bits were when @blurstoftimes said something like ‘Aw, Yel - can’t we ban her?’Haha no, I don't think so! I did ask her some Very Important Questions that she refused to answer and told her we weren't forcing her to stay, but I definitely didn't tell her to shove it.
Perhaps it's has slips of paper that give her a clue to what she wants to be that day. You know like in that game where you get a card and you have to guess who or what you are by people giving you clues.May be she uses it for putting( non biscuit) things in?
One of my favourite moments was @GrunkaLunka asking if anyone had the gif of Mariah Carey being wheeled away looking sad, as her thread title was being sabotagedSome of my favourite bits were when @blurstoftimes said something like ‘Aw, Yel - can’t we ban her?’and @Begborrowsteal telling her that she was making a show of herself. And I know I always bring it up but when she told @Harrybosch that she was entitled and demanding!
But honestly - there were too many perfect moments, so if you did print out thread #31, Jack - sling us a copy this way will you? Ta.
Jack sending you 20,000 pages of gifsSome of my favourite bits were when @blurstoftimes said something like ‘Aw, Yel - can’t we ban her?’and @Begborrowsteal telling her that she was making a show of herself. And I know I always bring it up but when she told @Harrybosch that she was entitled and demanding!
But honestly - there were too many perfect moments, so if you did print out thread #31, Jack - sling us a copy this way will you? Ta.
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And heretoread’s trying not to laugh man.Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Wolf of Wall Street, Tom Cruise
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