Mirror, mirror, on the wall,Those fake Jack profiles?
It's...the mirror's account!
Who’s the biggest lying, faking, pretend poor, purveyor of absolute shit food, and manipulator of all?
Why, it’s you, dear heart. Now fuck off.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,Those fake Jack profiles?
It's...the mirror's account!
*New Book release*Also does she not understand that self praise doesn't fucking count???
We do and the first result Google throws up for me describes eau de nil as a pale duck egg blue.Why are people asking what the colour looks like when they have Google at their fucking fingertips?
She probably heard F&M being discussed in fancy houses when she was sweeping chimneys as a child.All Jack has done here is illustrate that she is VERY FAMILIAR with the Fortnum & Mason colours. It’s not really on brand for someone who presents herself as some kind of impoverished Dickensian urchin, is it now?
Waitrose?? Daughter of a literal baron are you?Yes. Last Sunday I went to Waitrose to pick up bits for dinner (fancy) and the free range meat was something unbelievable like £12 for a pack of chicken so I bought a load of vegetables instead (butchers was closed UGH) and made a big hearty stew. Shall I write an article on it so you peasants can do it too?
Great name and picture. Welcome, Frau.
Look she just plays piano by ear, bashes out recipes that work first time, slays dragons, conquers fears and now is ready to release the first ever mom alcoholic whiskey I don’t know why you lot keep mithering on about things you know nothing aboutHas one go at making kombucha and is now an expert looking for mass production.
I made one good curry so really open to the BashmentLady chain of curryhouses opening up across Europe. Any dear heart investors dm me.