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*rattle rattle*.... I SAID that my electric oven is a TINY CRAPPY one..
*rattle rattle*.... I SAID that my electric oven is a TINY CRAPPY one..
She’s branching out to bollocknese.The worst thing about those eyeball-bollocks sausages, is that they are probably destined to go into her ‘famous’ sausagne
Are you fucking kidding me? You bought a fridge that cost well over a grand a few months ago and now you can't buy veggie sausages? I actually hate her. She's such a liarOnly sharing this blatant tip jar rattling implying she can’t have a proper dinner. View attachment 249893
This is why I struggle with the 'Poor Louisa' narrative.I don't get why an ex would bother following this account, jack calling or texting her 'wah wah Louisa, follow this account as I'm gonna flounce of my main account causing my fans to worry wah wah'
Why is this intelligent woman agreeing to this?
And that's the story of how Jack Daniel's stole her idea and nameShe invented Healthy Start Vouchers by travelling back in time maybe she did the whiskey at the same time?
She doesn't understand five a day. It's five portions of fruit and veg a day. A portion is 80-100 gram. So 400 - 500 grams. Should be somewhat varied, but doesn't mean you need five different fruits or vegetables every day. So unless her SB eats about 700 - 800 grams of this dish (allowing for weight of stock, bacon and sausages), he won't be getting his five a day.Couldn't help myself with the ss! I just want Marmite or Alan to photoshop Jackie with some hen legs in traaaazers
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Oh God she's off again.Posting this as it’s two blue tickers. Is Jack an anti-lockdowner now? View attachment 250004